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Professional Ronaldo tear collector 🐐 | Agenda over feelings 🇪🇸🇦🇷 | Tears are mandatory😂

Joined August 2025
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Replying to @ballondor
Just announce the winner. I don’t want to wait till Monday to congratulate my boy, Lamine😍
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You no even lie, Akpi na the most useless person ever 😭
this is the most useless person in the whole of nigeria😭😭😭
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Grok really cooked this Ronaldo fan😂 The POST The COMMENT
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You’re at a Messi glazing competition and your opponent is Pep Guardiola
Pep Guardiola: "Leo Messi made me more competitive than my parents ever did."
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Anytime they tell you that the Ballon d'Or has no meaning in the GOAT debate just show them this video and leave the room Argument done end 😁
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Ronaldo humiliated me today and scored a hatrick, even as a messi fan i have to admit that: …
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🚨| 41 years old and Cristiano Ronaldo is still pulling off skills like it’s 2008. What a player! 🐐🔥
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Now that the Ballon d'Or has fully Regained back it's credibility We are patiently waiting for Messi to be handed his Super Ballon d'Or 😁
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"ballon d'or off all time"
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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Finally found his level 😭😂
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Just two kids living their dream.
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This is the reason I don't attend house parties. Damn it!
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Raphinha debut 🥹 I didn’t even give him any skills and he still tore apart that defense with Maldini and Desailly 😂😭
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This is why fans are not allowed to vote
The Ballon dor would be 10x more interesting if fans voted instead of journalists.
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Damn , I’m not battering him again.😭😞❤️❤️
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THANK YOU FOR SPARING ME KONAMI I DID NOT HAVE TO GO DEEP 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ياواش ياواش بالون دور
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Posted it on my WhatsApp yesterday 🤭
How I became a dancing meme, I still don't understand. 😭😂 Now my video is on everybody's phone, and people are using it to celebrate their wins. How did we get here? 😭
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came early, left empty-handed
Kylian is already seated! 🧠 #ballondor
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🚨Just look at the names on the back of these jerseys El Clásico used to have AURA
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The streets. 🐐
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