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comedian. deleter of tweets I don’t like. first comedy special “Blake 182” out now!

Cincinnati
Joined April 2011
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They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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Incredible New Guy
Replying to @WalshFreedom
Israel was one of the first countries to force the covid vax on its own people. They are the new nazis really.
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If you DM a professional athlete (or anyone) to kill themselves, they should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of you.
“It makes me angry.” Andrei Iosivas dealt with nastiness of the worst kind from social media last season
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The Israel Peace Prize makes the FIFA Peace Prize look like the Nobel Peace Prize.
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The Israel peace prize? Nice. Maybe we can hand out the Tiger Woods “Driver of the year” award too.
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Unrelated question: if you have that RFK voice are you just given a job in this administration or what?
SAUER: We're in a new world where 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a US citizen. JOHN ROBERTS: It's a new world. It's the same Constitution.
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We should start a gofundme for this kid the way conservatives do when a woman calls a child the n word.
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Everyone wants to shit on Pam Bondi but I know when I was molested the only thing that calmed me down was hearing about how the futures were doing.
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Sure I lost my innocence but did you see the gains in my 401k?
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Spotlight (2015)
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BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has now deleted the file EFTA01660679.pdf from the Epstein files? Why, perhaps because it's been partially corroborated by the NY Times in 2016. This is the file that made multiple allegations against Trump, including that he would auction off children for Jeffrey Epstein at "Calendar Girls" parties at Mar-a-Lago. Get this! The NY Times reported on Epstein and Trump's Calendar Girl parties back in 2016.
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Succession. It’s the best show of the decade. It’s also arguably the best thing HBO’s ever done behind The Sopranos. The rewatch value of this show is enormous because the cast, writing, and direction is perfect. Emphasis on “perfect”. It’s is a true once-in-a-lifetime show.
Name a TV show or movie you would watch everyday for the rest of your life
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"The coolest thing about this: your kid's gonna go home and buy our record and you have to pay for it. Ha ha!" — Chino Moreno, lead singer of Deftones, to hecklers when the band opened for KISS in 1996
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Congratulations to Greg Bovino on his new office.
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Days after the US took over majority ownership of TikTok, the word ‘Epstein’ has been censored.
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Federal agents in Minneapolis wrestled Alex Pretti to the ground and secured the handgun he was carrying moments before shooting him multiple times, according to a Washington Post analysis of video footage. Read more: wapo.st/4qGOx8M
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Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence, it’s a Constitutionally protected God-given right, and if you don’t understand this you have no business in law enforcement or government.
If you approach law enforcement with a gun, there is a high likelihood they will be legally justified in shooting you. Don’t do it!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The U.S. Constitution (particularly the 2nd, 4th, and 14th amendments) prohibit officers from shooting citizens merely for possessing a weapon that is not an “imminent threat”. This was reaffirmed in Graham v Connor, which says force must be reasonable. supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/… justice.gov/jm/1-16000-dep…. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitut…
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I’ve already destroyed my own life, but if you’re pursuing a career in the arts, specifically comedy, I urge you to be careful when forming an opinion. You do not want to say anything that resembles an actual belief as it could affect potential future opportunities.
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Fox Host: Who goest to a protest and brings a gun? Was he not asking for some kind of trouble? Williams: I’ve been on this channel a number of times where we talk about the second amendment and the right to carry firearms.
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