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“Guwahahah! The biggest, baddest bandit this side of the rising sun has arrived! Now hand over yer valuables!”
< SNK, Fighting Games, and MV RP >
< Serious and Crack RP >
< SFW with some mature themes >
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Earthquake retweeted
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𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𓃸 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆
I have seen quite a number of people
who say they’re 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄.
All it takes is one fight with 𝐌𝐄 and
they immediately
𝐀𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐓⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘⠀ 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄⠀ 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆
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“Geheheh! Just you wait, the best is yet to come!”
He warned, as if letting something build up. It might be best to escape out that open window if the wolf has a sensitive snout!
He was about to get mad again, when all of a sudden a devious idea popped into his head.
“Y’know what? I know how to get you outta there.”
With a grunt, Earthquake pulled back to yank himself out from the doorway… before promptly turning around and shoving his rear end-
“Hrk…”
Earthquake paused his attempts. As durable as he was, it wouldn’t do him well to take some lead to the face. He’d merely grunt in annoyance, returning to a neutral position.
“You can’t stay in there forever.”
His face turned red from such a brazen insult, and he’d dig his feet against the floor to try and squeeze in to throttle this little maggot.
The doorframe would crack slightly…
“Don’t you go tryin’ to fool me, pipsqueak! Yer just lucky this damn doorway’s built wrong or I’d have you crushed flat!”
He tries to push his way through, but the walls keeping him stuck stand strong.
The fat bandit snorted hot air like a raging bull, fingers grasping just short of the furred mercenary.
“Cause you tried picking my pocket, varmint!” Whether that was true or not would be up in the air. “Ain’t nobody gets away with stealing from ol’ Earthquake!”