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2008 coming again
Pulte says Fannie and Freddie will begin ramping up MBS purchases
Holdings of mortgage-backed securities at the companies have declined for three straight months
scotsmanguide.com/news/pulte…
these guys are outplaying the big casinos with an under 200 person team
Kalshi is handing out free tables to tailgaters before the first game at the Bills’ new Highmark Stadium.
📸 @Erinmaguire
bill spacman retweeted
just had to pay $5 a gallon for gas because janet yellen didn’t term out the debt when the 30 year was at 1%
.@arc has to be the worst chain launch I’ve ever seen.
Maybe don’t launch a chain positioned as the future of institutional finance while your own fucking employees are shilling AI dog coins they launched themselves.
It would almost be funny if this wasn’t literally the face of crypto being presented to institutions.
This is not a serious industry.
Send it to 0 with haste.
bill spacman retweeted
Holy shit
ARC team literally have got the be the biggest morons
Three different team members have shilled three different dogs completely obliterating entire chain and pvping themselves
Lfmao legendary fumble
This is worse than base chain.
Going back to Robinhood
its easy to bet against his dude
Markets on “hold” today until FOMC rate decision at 2:15pm ET
1. if Fed raises, markets expected
- Future cuts likely get removed,
- 10-yr yield likely drops
= stocks rally
2. If Fed “holds”
- dovish surprise, even if hawkish talk
- markets focus on hold regime underway
= stocks rally
We think most likely path is a rally post-2:15pm ET
@FundstratDirect @FundstratCap @BitMNR
$BMNR $BMNP
Working at McDonalds pays more than scalping Pokémon 😭
Right now, unemployed grown men and crypto bros are waiting outside of stores for the Pokémon 30th Anniversary launch.
The ETBs are selling for $160 on eBay, and most stores don’t open till 8AM est tomorrow.
That means, if you got in line now, you value your time at $11.42/hr.
McDonald’s pays $15/hr.
