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"Amsterdam? I'm New York. Don't you NEVER come in here empty handed again. You gotta PAY for the pleasure of MY company!" - Bill The Butcher/Tour Guide

Manhattan, NY
Joined May 2008
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Ignore proper dental care, chop down a cherry tree & read my @Entrepreneur feature on a recent #America250 visit to @mountvernon! (Thaaanks @DanBova1) cc: @mountvernonnews @MattWelch entrepreneur.com/business-ne…
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My parents saw ET before they took me to see ET and have a visceral memory of mom loudly talking to me when Eliot calls his brother “penis breath”. Because she didn’t want me to hear that vulgar/amazing insult.
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I’m also the exact same age as Drew Barrymore. And remember thinking: “Stop being so cutesy! Our generation is far more mature than you make us out to be, madam.” (Pretty sure I was wearing a monocle as well.)
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Guys? John Williams has made such an impact on our culture. Also: Whats it like to kiss a girl?
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Guys? John Williams has made such an impact on our culture. Also: Whats it like to kiss a girl?
Ever put on ur slippers & press play on a previously recorded @PBS “John Williams: The Berlin Concert” special whilst simultaneously realizing you’re old as fucking shit? Me neither!
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Oh man. I forgot how good the ET score was. But back to this whole “girls” thing: Are they fun to kiss? I always imagined they would be.
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Ever put on ur slippers & press play on a previously recorded @PBS “John Williams: The Berlin Concert” special whilst simultaneously realizing you’re old as fucking shit? Me neither!
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Initial joy. And then just shame…
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Maaaaan you suck, @dallascowboys.
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I fucking hate giving @LaurenSivan compliments. But credit where credit is due: A ripped from the awful headlines WIN.
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Bill Schulz retweeted
Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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I continue my theory that the niece/witch is gonna end up being trouble as a teenager. Whilst the nephew/FDNJ recruit will start more fires than he puts out.
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Willie Stargell on trying to hit Sandy Koufax in his prime: "It was like trying to drink coffee with a fork."
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Walking Manhattan, during this end of months, is essentially block by block porn. I’m old! And wearing a coat cause I’m cold. But? Stronger women are just wearing public thongs. In relation to a Halloween costume?
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Willie Nelson’s version of Graceland is waaaay better than Paul Simon’s actual Graceland. I said it! music.apple.com/us/album/gra…
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WOWSIES. And who knows? Momentum is a helluva drug...
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