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William Gerrard

@Bill_Gerrard

The Screenwriter who employs his Leisure ill

 NY / LA
Joined November 2011
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(while getting dragged out of Barnes & Noble) “It doesn’t belong there! It doesn’t belong there!”
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William Gerrard@Bill_Gerrard17 Jul 2024
When someone unfollows you, you don’t lose a follower, you *gain* an apostate
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10 years from “build the wall” to “build our own mass graves”
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BREAKING: The U.S. Army announced that is now training soldiers in North Carolina to dig mass battlefield graves for American troops for the first time in decades, rehearsing how to handle mass casualties as Trump's war on Iran is near. The Army says it hasn't needed to do this on a large scale since the Korean War.
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NEW: The Pentagon is now advising CENTCOM troops not to embark on any multi-season TV shows over the next two weeks: “Don’t bother”
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The U.S. Army is now training soldiers to dig mass battlefield graves for American troops for the first time in decades, rehearsing how to handle mass casualties as Trump's war continues. The Army says it hasn't needed to do this on a large scale since the Korean War.
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He mogs her
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Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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William Gerrard@Bill_GerrardOct 29
Uh oh—the Pentagon has reportedly ordered U.S. bases to stockpile all six volumes of the Moncrieff translation of Proust in anticipation of a prolonged disruption of the power grid 😮
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Uh oh—the Pentagon has reportedly ordered U.S. bases to stockpile all six volumes of the Moncrieff translation of Proust in anticipation of a prolonged disruption of the power grid 😮
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Watch the Shape of Water. You can be a fish and still pull. In fact, you *should be* a fish.
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@Playyy__boiiOct 26
Ranking the most unattractive male qualities.
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There’s a sugar daddy estrangement epidemic going on and no one is talking about it 😢
Traeyz ♠️ (@TraeyzX) profile pictureTraeyz ♠️
@TraeyzXOct 28
Elsa Jean reveals how her former sugar daddy funded her entire life from age 18 including a $10k/month penthouse in Central Park. ​“My OG sugar daddy that I don't speak to anymore, I mean, he has probably given me millions. I'm not joking.” ​“He has carried my life. Paid for my whole entire life.” ​“Whole entire life. That penthouse I had in New York that was in Central Park was him. $10,000 a month.”
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Imagine if every single time you went to the movies you had to watch your ex on screen saying “somehow heartbreak feels good in a place likе this”
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@DailyMailOct 27
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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@nypostOct 26
United flight forced to turn around midair after crew member spotted horrifying text on passenger's phone trib.al/YjomwPa
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To all the blackpillers in the replies: accept it or not, this absolutely 100% *can* be yours
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William Gerrard@Bill_GerrardSep 20
Dad joke I came up with for Halloween: “What is Dracula’s *least* favorite part of running a business? ……….. A: Answering to the stakeholders.” Feel free to use this at home and watch your children’s esteem for you reach new heights
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William Gerrard@Bill_GerrardOct 26
50 years ago ZARDOZ predicted the climate would one day be too hot for men to wear shirts
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“Gork, describe my daughter” is a new low. Why even bother existing at that point.
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CIA contractor bf, alleged girlfriend gf
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@nypostOct 25
CIA contractor leaked secrets to lefty journo girlfriend's obscure blog, feds say - now he faces 10 years in prison trib.al/T7mtQ88
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50 years ago ZARDOZ predicted the climate would one day be too hot for men to wear shirts
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I have a joke about the eternal recurrence of the same, stop me if you've heard it before
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I have a joke about the eternal recurrence of the same, stop me if you've heard it before
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This sounds like a God-tier rickroll setup
The Extreme Music Enthusiast (@TheExtremeMusi1) profile pictureThe Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 25
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Anyone who eats at a Cheesecake Factory is *by definition* a proletarian
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During the long disintegration of the American Empire, the four-faced goddess worshipped in the halls of the Cheesecake Factory will observe each and every atrocity with perfect equanimity
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