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"What? Billeh's legendary Friday edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' is posting at 7:15ET/4:15PT over at Dailykos.com? And all the cool kids will be there? But I haven't a thing to wear. This is a disaster! I should have been prepared!"
---A public service message from FEMA – at South Portland, ME
This little guy is sprouting white fuzzy tufts on his cheeks. Never seen anything like it. If they hang on for bit longer I'm naming him Martin Van Buren. – at Portland, ME
Cheers and Jeers: Thursday dailykos.com/stories/2026/11…
Victory! For maintaining their majority over the blue jays in the neighborhood legislature, Billeh's Rooftop Nut Cafe has started making good on our promise to give each adult squirrel five-thousand almonds. – at Portland, ME
Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday dailykos.com/stories/2026/11…
Cheers and Jeers: Election Day At Last dailykos.com/stories/2026/11…
Say hi to Gus, a goofy floof we've added to our roster of porch roof regulars. Gus is notable for the notch in his left ear and his low(er)-key personality. He showed up a couple months ago, and is often the first customer to knock on our window in the morning. A happy kiddo. – at South Portland, ME
Interesting week ahead. Saddle up.....
Cheers and Jeers: Monday dailykos.com/stories/2026/11…
"Mind if I borrow some of these? It's den-padding season and they help keep the propane tank refills to a minimum." – at South Portland, ME
"Bowl of nuts and a beer. Man, it's been nothing but shaking hands, singing autographs, and giving out neck nibbles all day. I love Halloween, but lordy, lordy, it wipes me clean out."
---Nutsferatu the Vampire Squirrel – at South Portland, ME
Happy weekend. Start here...
Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Eye of Newt FRIDAY! dailykos.com/stories/2026/10…
"Straighten up that posture and warsh behind them ears, humans. Billeh's legendary Friday edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' is posting at 7:15ET/4:15PT over at Dailykos.com and I expect you to be on your best behavior. I'll be keeping an eye on you, bub."
---The Scold – at South Portland, ME
"I voted early like you told me to. All write-ins: Squirrel for Senate, Squirrel for Congress, Squirrel for Mayor and, strangely, Squirrel for Dog Catcher. Can I have my 'I Voted' sticker now?" – at South Portland, ME
Cheers and Jeers: Thursday dailykos.com/stories/2026/10…
"Hey, remember five minutes ago when you picked up the phone and the voice said the call was coming from inside the house, and you picked up that kitchen knife and started screaming as you fled to your bedroom closet? Sorry, I dialed the wrong number. My bad." – at South Portland, ME
Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday dailykos.com/stories/2026/10…
"Good evening, Mr. Bond. I take it from your expression you were not expecting your arch nemesis Nuttyfinger to show up on your porch roof. [Nom nom nom...] My demand is simple: I'll stop the countdown of my doomsday machine...for one MILLION almonds. Bwoo-ha-ha!!! – at South Portland, ME
Cheers and Jeers: Tuesday dailykos.com/stories/2026/10…