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Billy Riback

@Billyriback

comedian, writer, hater of bad grammar, bad spelling, text abbreviations-how much extra time do you have at the end of the day if you write u instead of you?

 Los Angeles, ca
Joined January 2011
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#MyPillow lunatic Mike Lindell has a new book out- “What are the Odds?”-from crack addict to CEO; I bought it- it’s much more comfortable than his pillow
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Watching the Super Bowl- for the first time ever, the refs just called a penalty on the halftime show
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Too bad Joe Shapiro didn’t take @realDonaldTrump’s Covid test for him...
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Impossible to believe, or not, as every network covers @realDonaldTrump and the beyond damning tapes of him with Bob Woodward, Fox’s MotherTucker Carlson is interviewing the owner of the hair salon where Nancy Pelosi got her blowout
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Today’s @realDonaldTrump ‘s idiocy,comparing police shootings to golfers choking on 3-foot putts-this from an obese putz
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Just asking- @realDonaldTrump supporters, suppose you had a friend, and in the last 4 years he lied to you,provable lies, over 20,000 times, then when your wife disagreed with him he called her a mean and nasty dog, then he mocked your disabled cousin, then hit on your sister
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while his wife was pregnant, and oh yeah, tear-gassed your son who was picketing his house because he hadn’t paid back the $500 he borrowed, then held up a Bible upside down to show what a deeply religious man he was, would you still be his friend?... Just asking
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Bannon arrested, loses his tax return appeal, loses his mind while Obama speaks truth to power, looks like the wall @realDonaldTrump never built is crumbling around him...
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Mike Lindell, another kiss-ass putz in@realDonaldTrump’s innercircle, touting some toxic drug- I’d like to HimSmother with MyPillow
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I strongly believe that every @realDonaldTrump supporter should take a cognitive test....
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I’m watching the Dodger game; Larry King is so old, his cardboard cutout just wet itself
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Who’s surprised @realDonaldTrump is touting Lies All?
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So @realDonaldTrump calls P.M. Trudeau two- faced... well, at least neither of them is orange – at Los Angeles, CA
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So, looks like @realDonaldTrump, not surprisingly, will not throw out the first pitch if there’s a fifth World Series game- it will be a chef who sued Trump for breach of contract- it might be the only time in history they throw out the first President – at Los Angeles, CA
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Max Scherzer throws a 1-run 8-inning gem while redlining against the Reds! talknats.com/2019/06/02/max-…
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Hey, @realDonaldTrump, maybe your all-time lowest move, certainly in the bottom 29,000, dissing the McCain family for not thanking you for the funeral you”gave” the senator; don’t worry, we’ll all thank you for yours
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump- Cons: Xenophobe,Racist, Pathological Liar, Huckster, Bullshitter,Petulant, Peevish, Childish, Thin-Skinned, Thin Hair, Morally Bankrupt,Financially Bankrupt( who can count?), Blowhard, Ignorant, Lazy, Intolerant, Pathological Liar- Pros: What he calls hookers
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What a schmock!!
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The late President Bush and @realDonaldTrump have a lot in common- Bush will lie in state, Trump will lie in about 10 minutes
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Great news- #MBS will head his own investigation- in related news, O.J. is still looking for the real killer
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