ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʙʀɪᴛɪꜱʜ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ꜱᴛʏʟᴇ

— — — — — — 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚢 — — — — — — “𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘞𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴.” 💜➕🔁

|| I ate a caramel apple knowing full and well I’m allergic to apples and now my throat is tingly and swelling up. This has to be how lactose intolerant people be acting when they shove ice cream in their face.

One at a time or all at once? The answer is yes either way.

We’re just going to update this layout one thing at a time, one day at a time. A little freshen up here and there never hurt nobody.

The seamless transition in the name change in that edit really sells it.

I have no interest in interfering with whatever it is between the two of you. I’m really, really good about that whole “speaking only spoken to” phrase that gets lost on everyone else. 😀

Yes, I can fight. Yes, I can fight all of you. No further questions.

Why is my fyp frying me. 😭

I thought that RT had a General Hospital reference… now I’m kinda disappointed it didn’t.

Actually I find it a bit too intrusive to my thoughts that the company made me dress up like a “good little soldier” to do the job out for the ‘MOWIAT’. I need to take my mind off of work again, I’ve again found ironic angles to the worst satire I’ve ever had to experience.

I haven’t felt this lazy in a long time. 🫩

I genuinely don’t know how he does it. I would have blown a gasket weeks ago. He’s surely a kinder man than I. . .

“𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚? 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜... 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚? 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚. 𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤?”

Good morning. Surprisingly heavy emphasis on good.

I almost want to ask whose idea it was for all of us to dress up as DeNiro characters but I think that was my idea to be honest. I’ll wear that one, my bad yall.