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Once upon a time, there was a splort. A game.
Ace started reporting, analyzing, shitposting. Luckey jumped on board. The inexplicable became normal, memories created & passed around, and the Eras ended.
So long, and thanks for all
the Breath Mints.
Blaseball Prospectus retweeted
hey y'all time for solidarity cuz @NightSkyGames aka keeper bees from blaseball maincord & one of the designers of apocalypse world among other ttrpgs was recently diagnosed with cancer so if able please donate & spread the word to help the baker fam that'd be punk rock of you
Blaseball Prospectus retweeted
hiya all! just a reminder that blaseballcares will be closing tomorrow night at around midnight eastern time
order support will continue past then (size fixing, misprints, all of the sort)
p.s
no one tell the rest of the team but i may get sappy on the twitter tomorrow night
Whew. These were emotional to write, emotional to read. You can find closing thoughts from both Ace (@AnalystAce) and Luckey (a.k.a. -J., @dashjperiod), and a whole host of amazing Blaseball folks.
#BNNFINALE
Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around.
No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts.
blaseball.news/2023/06/14/bl…
Seriously, the Prospectus was a collaborative joy. Even with the extensive hiatus(es), jumping back in was such fun when a new Blaseball season/experiment was upon us.
ALT ACE ANALYST: "My favorite moment was bringing Luckey/-J. aboard Blaseball Prospectus. It was a blast and a fun challenge to co-run our slice of Blaseball Twitter. That, or forcing my friend to watch the Semi-Centennial unfold with me at a Panera! Basically, all the little connections it helped me make"
ALT LUCKEY HASKINS: "These are the indelible moments of Blaseball for me: collaborating with Ace on the Coffee Cup coverage, discussing schedules, building the world behind Blaseball Prospectus. Working with BNN to enact journalistic shenanigans & lexical tomfoolery. Watching other fans take a tweet and adapting it"
Blaseball Prospectus retweeted
#BNNFINALE
Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around.
No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts.
blaseball.news/2023/06/14/bl…
Blaseball Prospectus retweeted
#BNNUPDATE
Today at 4pm Eastern, we'll be posting our final piece, CLOSING THOUGHTS.
We ask you be kind to the thoughts and opinions shared with us on the closure of BLASEBALL, many of them raw, vibrant, and beautiful.
We'll see you then, readers.
Blaseball Prospectus retweeted
reminder that we are open until the end of this month and then closed for good!! which is actually good for you guys because it means there will be no more tillman henderson body pillows printed!!
shop this uber exclusive item here!
blaseballcares.com/collectio…
Blaseball Prospectus retweeted
Someone posted this on the Fridays Discord and just wanted to say thank you to @Quinns108 for being able to explain Blaseball better than anyone else, your work as the @blaseround and giving us a shout out. Love you & TGIF.
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fellas, Im gonna be honest with you
there is a thousand of these in a warehouse, theyre all a foot tall
thats 1000 feet
do you know whats also 1000 feet? the eifiel tower
we have an eifiel tower in a warehouse
buy now
blaseballcares.com/products/…
[Luckey Haskins takes one last look out the windows of the Blaseball Prospectus office. It had evolved over the seasons, mirroring the changes to Ace, Luckey, and the splort they loved.]
[Luckey steps through a door. It closes behind him, the echo of if reverberating briefly through the empty building. But only briefly — within moments there is no more Blaseball Prospectus office to propagate the echos of Ace & Luckey.]
