UF Alum 🐊|Apr. 10 ♈️ |M Ed.|Pre PhD.| KAPsi ♦️| DMV| My wit is as sharp as I look.
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Ole boy had on a trench coat, no shirt, slides, and shorts. Ain’t no way you thought he belonged in Home Depot. These not the people we’re talking about when we say Black Lives Matter.
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As an educator, I can’t overstate how refreshing it is to interact with a father in regards to their children. You mothers will figure out every excuse in the book, but those dads…they know wtf be goin on.
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We are the teachers and mentors who teach the boys how to shave, dress, handle conflict, fight (verbally and physically), handle their finances,, and so much more, all while straight men are afraid of and abandon those same children they created.
Dean Chronicles:
Two students came to school smelling of marijuana and were high asl.
Parent: I’m not able to come get her because I’m at work. So YALL are sending her home because she’s high?
Me: Correct, and if you’re not here within the next 30 minutes, I’m calling CPS.
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Dean Chronicles:
Parent: im about to call my lawyer cuz yall are keeping my daughter from class.
Me: I think you should call a lawyer to fight for your daughter’s freedom because the police are looking for her for allegedly macing two of our students.
Parent:
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But you always wait a year after the update to get the new phone. You always have to stay at least one update behind. I thought everyone knew this.
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One thing the church is for sure to do, is let you know when they’re tired of singing. When that tempo slows down to almost closing, make that the last verse.
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It’s that growing up poor mindset. Black people love a success story, but don’t want to help with said success. That morality, humility, and jealousy all stems from Christianity and slavery.
I hate when i hear old Black folks say this in reference to life insurance “Yall ain’t finna get rich off me”. Funeral cost aside, the whole point is to leave your family an inheritance that puts them ahead and helps stabilize them. My people be so misinformed 🤦🏾♂️
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Drunk volleyball mom to me: I’m not talking to you GIRL!
Me: Dats right, I’m the baddest bitch, now take yo drunk gorilla built ass back to the other side of the gym- SECURITY!
Ur daughter lost the game and now her and her teammates think you are built like a gorilla.
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Are they not doing research projects?
One thing I will do is listen to the students & they said
Yall tell us to vote at 18, but don’t teach us how to vote, how to vet candidates, & we don’t know what all elected officials actually do?
So I said we’re having a mock election with YOUth Vote Georgia ☺️
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The reason I leave a romantic situation so quick is cuz I be excited for the next one. The next one is always better than the last.
Everybody is so beautiful, but that’s where it stops for most. Experiencing the latter in a romantic capacity is what makes niggas settle.
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Question, if someone tells you that they’re interested in getting to know you, who is supposed to plan the outing?
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This extends to the fast food joints owned by black people in the hood too. Teach these kids to have some customer service, or hire somebody else.
Baybeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’m all for supporting black businesses but fuck around and make me uncomfortable and watch how fast I cancel the order and leave!
Go argue with the ancestors idgaf 😂
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