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#marketLore 007 👀 In the early 1900s, the richest woman in America wore the same black dress until it turned green. She ate cold oatmeal so she wouldn’t pay to heat it. Her name was Hetty Green. Wall Street called her “the Witch of Wall Street.” Her playbook: keep piles of cash, buy when everyone else panics. During the Panic of 1907, she is said to have lent money to New York City itself. Tag someone who still reuses tea bags.

Tomorrow, the US votes in its midterm elections. A widely cited Wall Street stat: the S&P 500 has been higher 12 months after every midterm election since WWII. History is a pattern, not a promise. Not advice.

A big week ahead for markets. Apple and Palantir kick it off. AMD, Arm and Berkshire Hathaway report later in the week. Here’s what to watch (Nov 2–6): MONDAY, NOV 2 After close: Apple ( $AAPL ), EPS est. $1.98 After close: Palantir ( $PLTR ), EPS est. $0.33 Before open: Marriott ( $MAR ) TUESDAY, NOV 3 Before open: Shopify ( $SHOP ), Pfizer ( $PFE ) After close: AMD ( $AMD ), EPS est. $1.68 After close: Arista ( $ANET ), Amgen ( $AMGN ) WEDNESDAY, NOV 4 Before open: McDonald’s ( $MCD ), Uber ( $UBER ), Novo Nordisk ( $NVO ) After close: Arm ( $ARM ), Qualcomm ( $QCOM ) THURSDAY, NOV 5 After close: Cloudflare ( $NET ), Airbnb ( $ABNB ) FRIDAY, NOV 6 Berkshire Hathaway ( $BRK.B ) US clocks went back today, so the US open is now 8:00 PM IST. Estimates via Nasdaq. Not advice.

Today is the one day of the year Wall Street's oldest superstition says to buy. 👀 "Sell in May and go away, buy back on Halloween day." Economists tested it across 37 markets. Annoyingly, it mostly held up: November–April has beaten May–October for decades. Not advice. Just lore.

#marketLore 004 👀 In 2008, Barclays was rushing to buy parts of Lehman Brothers after its collapse. The deal involved an Excel spreadsheet with nearly 1,000 rows of contracts, including 179 that weren't supposed to be part of the purchase. But instead of removing them, most of those contracts had simply been hidden in Excel. During a last-minute reformatting, the hidden rows reappeared and made their way into the PDF submitted to the bankruptcy court. The court approved the deal, and Barclays later had to fight to exclude 179 contracts it never intended to acquire. Tag someone you wouldn't trust with a billion-dollar Excel sheet.

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THE AI IPO CALENDAR IS LOOKING SPICY 👀🔥 Anthropic is reportedly targeting a November listing under the token $ANT .

#marketLore 003 👀 In 1999, a five-year-old chimpanzee named Raven decided to take on Wall Street. Armed with ten darts and a board of 133 internet stocks, Raven randomly picked companies to build a stock portfolio. By the end of the year, her picks had returned an astonishing 213%, outperforming over 6,000 professional money managers. Her portfolio even had its own index called the MonkeyDex. No financial degree. No technical analysis. Just a chimp throwing darts and beating Wall Street. Tag someone who spends 6 hours analyzing charts just to get outperformed by a chimp. 💀

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A big week ahead for markets. 👀 Big tech earnings, economic data, central bank decisions, and crypto unlocks are all on the calendar. Here's what to watch (Oct 19–25): 📅 TUESDAY, OCT 20 • 10:30 UTC — General Motors ($GM) earnings • 11:30 UTC — GE Aerospace ($GE) earnings call • 20:01 UTC — Netflix ($NFLX) earnings 📅 WEDNESDAY, OCT 21 • 20:30 UTC — Meta ($META) earnings call • 21:00 UTC — IBM ($IBM) earnings call • 21:30 UTC — Tesla ($TSLA) earnings webcast 📅 THURSDAY, OCT 22 • ~01:00 UTC — Bank of Korea rate decision • 12:30 UTC — US Initial Jobless Claims • 12:30 UTC — P&G ($PG) earnings call • 20:30 UTC — Western Digital ($WDC) earnings call 📅 FRIDAY, OCT 23 • 11:00 UTC — American Express ($AXP) earnings • 13:45 UTC — US Manufacturing & Services Flash PMI • Japan CPI — 23:30 UTC Thursday (Friday local time) Markets will be watching how big tech earnings, AI spending, inflation pressures, and interest rate expectations shape the week ahead. Which event are you watching most closely? a

How it feels gearing up for the market open after last week’s AI stock bloodbath, just in time for Big Tech earnings week

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#marketLore 002 👀 In 1955, two Chicago traders bought 30 million pounds of onions to completely corner the market. They ended up crashing the price so heavily that the empty bags were literally worth more than the onions inside. Furious farmers complained to the government, leading Congress to pass a highly specific law. To this day, onions are one of the few agricultural products legally banned from futures trading in the US.

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$TSLA bears spent 10 years saying the valuation had no ground support. Elon took that personally and built the Roadster.