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Apparently there is a trend where women ask their veteran or active duty husbands if they would do well in war.
My wife didn’t like my answers.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Double Bacon Cheese Burger.
I haven’t smoked weed in years. This is just delicious.
And yes it’s crunchy peanut butter. I’m not a child.
The plant I left just fired who was my best maintenance tech when I worked there.
Why? Because he pushed back on stupid ideas.
Super excited to go to his farewell party. Luckily he saw the writing on the walls and found another job already.
Corporations don’t appreciate talent. They appreciate yes men.
Weird flex but I’m taking it.
My oldest is at a volleyball tryout again this morning.
The coaches called them out to start warming up and my daughter turned around said she loved me.
None of the other parents got that.
Suck it nerds.
I hurt one of my employees feelings today.
I picked up the 391 and was using it to cut. I immediately cut it off to go to the truck to run a file through it.
Employee asked how it was cutting. I told him like crap I was going to fix it.
He had just finished trying to sharpen it.
Does the Cybertruck have FSD available while towing a trailer?
Asking for myself because that is enticing.
The only place that sells the Rootbeer ghost is a vape shop.
My wife was ready to throw hands when I pulled up and told her I had a new addiction.
She was then even madder when I came out with the Ghosts and she knew I played her.
Keep it spicy.
Got a Silverado for our rental while the sienna is getting fixed.
Interior is solid for a base model. Plenty of leg room.
Steering is pretty touchy for a 4x4.
Gas mileage is about as expected.
Is this thing worth $50k? No absolutely not I’ll continue drive older used trucks indefinitely.
In a weird new development in our household I am the new mediator between my oldest and my wife.
My wife in a moment of frustration told me it wasn’t fair that I could talk to Brin and she got nowhere with her.
I’ve had over a decade of practice. They are the same freaking person. Of course I can get her to listen to me because my wife trained me in the tactics.
A friend of mine owns a rental house and had a skid steer go missing.
It’s turned up close to one of my jobsites.
Let’s go get a skid steer.
550 blew a tire, wife’s car needs like $2300 worth of work.
Trailer brake controller isn’t working on the F350.
Broke a tooth on the grinder.
This is fine. We are fine.
My 14 year old and I are at her travel Volleyball tryouts.
The campaigning and strutting that is going on is comical.
Sooo many parents who peaked in highschool and are living through their kids.










