full-time unemployment enthusiasts under mommy’s loving protection documenting daily brainrot and bad decisions online
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Joined April 2026
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grab a beer and read this thread 🧵
ok a lot of u have been bombarding bob with msgs like: “jobless wtf launch the collection” “bob you’re the most handsome” “mfer stop being so lazy” “be active and stop playing roblox all day, you’re 37” “move that hairy ass and build something” 😭
(lol actually only my mom said those things)
so i’ve decided to change the plan:
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10k jobless bobs coming soon on @ethereum
free mint wl (yea i know 1 eth is the fair price)
public: probably 2 eth lol
not doing collabs rn. i'm just collecting wallets from the real jobless.
like, rt, drop wallet & quit your job😭
my mom keeps telling me to get a job and lose my virginity... lol she doesn't know that mia khalifa keeps messaging me and i keep ignoring her😭
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hey unemployed mfs, just wanna let yall know bob ain’t building shit rn and probably never will 😭 why? this already starting to feel like a job bro.. imma just post memes and random bored shit
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bob has been a bit inactive lately.. but don't worry, i didnt get a job.. i was just grinding a fortnite tournament lol😭
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today my mom told me it's time to look for a job. i didnt agree. what do you think her reaction was?
bob’s plans for the upcoming period:
-creating a community of unemployed intellectuals, focused on ideas, humor, and shared upside
-launching an nft collection of 1235 pieces, free mint on @monad ( 5% royalties)
-developing the ip in this space through memes, in a weird but consistent and recognizable way
-launching $NOJOB on @naddotfun with funds generated from royalties being added to the liquidity pool to support the ecosystem
-a small percentage of the supply will belong to bob, handled as transparently as possible, and part of this will be airdropped to a portion of holders without jobs
this is the plan for now…still early and community feedback will be taken into account…so things may evolve over time
gm unemployed! today we reveal bob’s plans for the upcoming period and getting a job is not part of them
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attention unemployed people
any information about what bob is building in his room will be posted here
this is the only official bob no job page.. currently NO nft collection or memecoin has been launched.. watch out for scammers
it is important to keep our money safe...we do not have a job
it’s been almost 19 yrs since i graduated high school..i was the captain of the football team and the biggest bully and for all the girls i was their crush..now my mom tells me it’s time to get a job..seriously mom i’m only 37 it’s too early
its no joke with bob
wtf @beeple! told u not to show Bob in ur artwork or i’d sue you! looks like ur playing along w me and my plan is going fuckin perfectly hahaha get the money ready
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