The Widda Kevoian (Still an EXPERT)
Indianapolis, Indiana
Joined January 2013
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Becky Kevoian retweeted
Ok thanks for letting us know
Bill Belichick, 74, and Jordon Hudson, 25, ‘secretly split’ late last year — months before loved-up appearance in May: report trib.al/yL8oHA6
Help a granny out. My 10 (AND A HALF, GRANDMA!) year old grandson will be here tonight. What's the best Halloween show/movie for us? Great Pumpkin? Ghostbusters?
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I mean FFS, imagine filming that "prank," including the pizza stocker's response, and thinking "dude, I got him to total crash out dude, Imma get so many likes when I post it"
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Respect to @DavidPSamson but he would be wrong; listening to baseball on the radio outside of being there is the only way to consume baseball. The sounds, the storytelling, the built up tension, the excitement, the disappointment; it's all there. It's baseball at its finest.
@DavidPSamson says MLB no longer needs radio: "We don't need baseball on radio anymore." The former Marlins president predicts on Nothing Personal that "radio will go the way of Kodak and Blockbuster." @JohnMamola has more. #MLB
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For all you have done for the community and the team, thank you @DeForestBuckner 💙
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There should be a rule in the NFL that if you trade two first round picks for a player and it ends up ruining your franchise, you get to keep the second first round pick because otherwise you would be sad and it would hurt your feelings
We have hit the six months mark without Bob. Here is a tribute @pimpspreachers Paul Thorn sang this week on @bobandtom. I love it and hope you will, too:
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Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation:
QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions.
RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped.
WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook.
WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better.
Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7.
TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale.
LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife.
Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason.
Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch.
WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to.
Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it.
Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman.
This team goes 14-3.
