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@BoneWarper

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Joined January 2022
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There is no “true self,” idiot, there’s no way to find yourself. You’re in a constant state of becoming. Now put on Pawn Stars
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It cannot be overstated how culturally significant McHale’s Navy poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
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Asking my barber to make me look like I matter
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Shaved my bush and had a “phantom bush” experience
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Got my lashes done and they played what I think was a piano arrangement of the Simpsons theme
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Ever since I was little I’ve wanted to jerk off in a sensory deprivation tank
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I’m getting my brain iced out after I die so they think I’m a species of alien
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Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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heather@heatherjaykayOct 29
Type of video that youtube tv autoplays when your uncle's fat pitbull walks into the room
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For the life of me, I can’t remember if I’ve killed thousands of people before.
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maoist pussy got me acting strange they said "who controls the banks" i said the botswanans and paraguayans
Padvosas strongest soldier ☭🇷🇺🇺🇦🇵🇱🇰🇵🇪🇺☭⃠ (@KarMeiMeiFan) profile picturePadvosas strongest soldier ☭🇷🇺🇺🇦🇵🇱🇰🇵🇪🇺☭⃠@KarMeiMeiFanOct 24
My Personal take
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random@MGS3LoverOct 26
12 Angry Men but with this cast
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Using a Taki as a sounding rod just to feel something
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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I am becoming a female Butler
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The sexiest job a guy can have is Butler
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The second sexiest is Coachman
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friend just said elizabeth holmes seems “kind of crazy”
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announcer 1: you're talking about a guy who doesn't just hate to lose , he also loves to win announcer 2: that's a rare combination
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Wow that’s awesome can we have sex with them in VR yet or is this useless for gratifying my sexual needs?
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Grapes make you poop weird, has anyone noticed this
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