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jortbon

@BonnieAttack

cook for the big restaurant in the sky, business enquiries: @mattbeast_

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Joined May 2018
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tessa@tessanosenothinNov 1
French guy on the flixbus genuinely telling me i’m in his assigned seat
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$Benjamin$@BenoslaysOct 31
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I'm scrolling through these nostalgia posts waiting for the train and randomly bananas4crazy walks up to me what are the chances
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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Girl@juulingusOct 21
🇨🇵🚨 | This is how some music stores ended up following the lootings in France.
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jjmmgg23 (@jjmmgg23) profile picturejjmmgg23@jjmmgg23Oct 19
Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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logn rockwell@tlolognOct 16
"I HAVE CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE"
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@buffysOct 15
DONALD TRUMP ADMITS HES HAVING MAJOR HEALTH ISSUES
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Guy trying and failing to remember the famous Gil Scott-Heron song
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@NewsWire_USOct 15
TRUMP: EXECUTION WILL NOT BE LIVE STREAMED
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
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How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Meatfan35@meatfan35Oct 13
You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets
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Cal@ledgetrapperOct 12
Playing a good set of smash bros with someone just around your skill level is like exploring each other's bodies I'm not gonna lie
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trash jones@jzuxOct 13
(still in a dark place) ah yeah i was in a dark place then
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"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??" Washing machines exist??? (I did not put it in the washing machine)
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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When you try to get the pencil shaving to stay in one piece
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@allstadomsOct 8
Dakota Johnson didn’t enter the room to blend in. She came dressed like the plot twist.
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I wonder how many people have gone home after meeting me and thought “what the fuck was that”
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florian@blondeoblondeOct 9
my situationship with another banger…
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm clicking on the porn And I'm stroking in a most peculiar way
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