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The voice of 5 miserable hostesses

The Desk (and everywhere else)
Joined January 2014
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Fucked up the seating chart tonight and one of the waitresses said "hostess probs" ...does she know I'm famous or nah? #hostessproblems
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Oops I just sharted at work ๐Ÿ†˜
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When guests seat themselves
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Nothing better than having a snow day when I was schedule for two shifts from Hell!! #hostessperks
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I will personally kick your ass out the door if you ask me about the wait list one more time #tryme #hostessproblems
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Can't decide which I hate more, my douche bag of a boss or the fact that I have to work under him #hostessproblems
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Fake it till you make it (in areas including friendliness, understanding, and caring about something 100% useless) #hostessproblems
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Here's to a new year full of the same obnoxious managers, bitchy co-workers, and rude customers!! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰ #hostessproblems
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Someone PLS tell the old ladies I can't reprint the menus or adjust the lighting, the best I can offer is a magnifying glass & a flashlight
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There's nothing more exciting than hearing my restaurants closed for Christmas #tistheseasonforADAYOFF
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These are the worst kinds of people #hostessproblems
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Gettin real sick and tired of all the shit I deal with at this place #hostessproblems
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Cleaning up after nasty customers #hostessproblems
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I run this restaurant, and I'll never let anyone forget that. #hostessrules
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Nothing beats getting into bed after a long day at work #hostessproblems #serverproblems
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