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Purveyor of garbage https://nitter.cf/t.co/dm0NA4m7Is

Joined September 2023
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IN DRUNKEST DAY TIL I BLACKOUT AT NIGHT NO LIQUOR SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE PEDESTRIANS RIGHTS BEWARE MY TIRES AND HEADLIGHTS
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When it’s eat the rich and I get to Ed Sheeran
Health is wealth
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It must be expensive being a Scottish football fan. First you have to buy a Mexican flag. Then you have to buy a Norwegian flag. Where will it end?
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housekeeping #deadlock
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A new species of late jurassic ornithischian, Camptosaurus ogurin has been discovered from europe. It was named after japanese racehorse Oguri Cap, most popularly depicted in the anime 'Umamusume'. (Source: ResearchGate)
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donk after Vitality ELIMINATE Spirit from BLAST Rivals Hong Kong ‼️
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Holy 1v5 from donk 😲
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God Save Birmingham is an upcoming survival game set in 14th century Birmingham:
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Will never not be mad that Rogue One showed us we could have this cool Vietnam Star Wars experience but instead we just keep getting slop
The scene where the X-Wings and U-Wings pull up to Scarif and immediately start wiping out the Imperial Walkers are some of my favorite 30 or so seconds of cinema ever
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Israel knows it can commit war crimes with impunity. That is why it has launched its largest assault on the West Bank since 2002. We are witnessing the total erasure of Palestine - and our government is shamefully complicit. End all arms sales to Israel, now.
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I was like “aww Moore” :(( and then he sent a scarlet rot pot soaring into my skull
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Shadow Keep is such a funny place. Messmer is huddling in a dark room with a gigantic statue of his mom hugging him, somewhere in the basement Miquella threw his arm there, Leda & Hornsent are fighting at the front door, Freyja & Ansbach are crawling around playing detectives.
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In Super Mario Sunshine, the Goop during Gooper Blooper battles is not supposed to spawn Goobles. However, due to an oversight in the code, there is a 1/32768 chance for a Gooble to still spawn. This Gooper Blooper Goop Gooble event has a 0.003% chance of occurring.
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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I'll just leave this here...👀 #Eldenring
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Don't worry there's still the Nintendo direct.
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1. Minecraft Top Track: Sweden - C418 #Top100GameOSTs
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Jesus that Young Sheldon ending was brutal
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Ask for consent
What's a tip that even a seasoned player might not know about? 🧠
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