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Sincerest THANK YOU to our great Border Patrol Agent who stopped the shooter at the Synagogue in Poway, California. He may have been off duty but his talents for Law Enforcement weren’t!
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Anytime you get down on yourself just remember, your life isn’t so bad. I mean, you could have Meghan Markle’s dad as your father.
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“Boo-fucking-hoo, America. Do what I did and tell daylight savings time to suck your dick.” - Arizona
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Praying for Mexico #LoveUp nitter.cf/mark_tarello/status/91…
BREAKING NEWS: Building collapse this afternoon in Mexico City after magnitude 7.1 earthquake. Video via @Breaking911 #Earthquake #Mexico
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Oh my God, these poor people. This is from the 7.1 earthquake in Mexico City a little while ago.
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Trump needs to grab Irma by her big, giant hurricane pussy and tell her to back off, but he won't, she's not his type.
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Wow, devastating!! #fiancefriday Awesome flushing the $10k ring down the toilet @JohnjayVanEs @richberra @johnjayandrich @KYLEUNFUG #LOVEUP
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If I've learned anything from Dr. Phil, it's that anyone who goes by the title "Dr." followed by their first name is full of shit.
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Happy Mother's Day! Have fun cleaning your kitchen after your kids fucked it up trying to make you breakfast!
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Unfortunately, not this time around. They are using someone who already works at the station. You will love her! Thx for remembering me! 😘 nitter.cf/azfunwithtoys/status/8…
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There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named 'Your Wife Looks Like A Stuck Up Cunt In That Hat'.
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If you really think about it, being the "maid of honor" is insulting as shit. I'm not your maid you lazy cunt.
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Nick Cannon named his newborn son Golden Cannon which totally sounds like a kinky sex move involving pee and a single fart.
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Awww just time in for Valentine's Day! 💕johnjayandrich.iheart.com/on…
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Most people don't know Santa Claus has a half brother, Ralph Claus who brings heart-beating-through-your-asshole hangovers on December 26th.
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My nephew got a 1lb Gummy Bear, remote control Jeep and a new Razor Scooter. I did not get ANY of those items. GOD MY MOTHER SUCKS!!!!!