Bored Place

ALT a subway style transit map. dark header reads "bored place transit map" with "every line ends at work" in gold; a pink sticker says "not just apes". six colored lines start at round portrait badges on the left: bayc line (bored ape #8860, gold), mayc line (mutant ape #17148, green), bakc line (kennel club dog #1474, blue), gobs on ape line (pixel gob #2202, red), g's on ape line (g's on ape #1, orange) and the fisters line (pink). all six merge into one big interchange station, "clone lab", with a red "you are here" tag. a dotted spur drops to "evolution junction, 2 commons in, 1 out". three branches leave the lab: gray to salvage (scrap) via "storage full, pauses gathering", teal to survey (spores + discoveries) via "4 hr pack", purple to rift (flux + catalysts) via "black lotus". a legend lists the lines plus a 36 hr season loop. a fare ticket reads: bayc 1 lifetime grant (0 $BORED + 0.001 ETH), everyone else 5,000 $BORED + 0.001 ETH a season. bored.place badge at the bottom.

ALT a yellowed paper tour map pinned to a dark wall. header: "the bored place haunted house" in drippy orange horror letters, "open all night. the crew never clocks out." a floor plan of 7 numbered rooms: 1 the storage full room (packs piled to the ceiling, gathering paused, you were asleep). 2 the hall of missed black lotus windows (feed it every 20-48 hrs, miss 3 windows and it's gone), with a red "you are here" dot. 3 the rift (your clone went in alone, came back with flux). 4 the room where your clone asked for a day off (empty, never happened), with a cobweb. 5 the 4 hr pack hallway (you checked 40 times). 6 the evolution lab (2 commons walk in, 1 walks out). 7 the 36 hr clock tower (season closes, clone price resets to 5,000 $BORED). polaroids: bored ape #8860, a brown ape with a cloth blindfold on teal, "your tour guide", with a flashlight; mutant ape #17148, green with a blue curly hairdo, "too scared. stayed on shift". a card lists tour rules. bored.place badge at the bottom.

ALT a cozy halloween porch with three candy bowls on a table labeled salvage (scrap bits), survey (mushroom spores and discoveries) and rift (glowing flux crystals and catalyst vials) under a taped sign reading "take one route. (the clone does the rest)". polaroids of bayc #8860 labeled "the og" and mayc #17148 labeled "already picked rift" sit beside a sticky note: "packs every 4 hrs. storage full = materials pause, season work keeps going".

ALT Bored Place front desk sign-in: a tablet shows the bored.place welcome screen with a glowing Continue with Glyph button, a note reads sign in with glyph, and a polaroid of a bored ape labeled the og.

ALT a phone on dark navy bedsheets at night showing a voicemail screen. the contact photo is bored ape #8860, a brown ape with a cloth blindfold, gritted teeth and a black t-shirt on teal. contact: my clone (rift crew), today 2:14 am, 0:47, with a play bar and buttons for speaker, call back and a greyed out keep forever. the transcription reads: hey it's me. your clone. don't get up. we're in the rift, flux is everywhere. packs come back every 4 hrs so storage's gonna be full by the time you wake up. crew's good, the mayc says hi. fed the black lotus. season closes soon so we're pulling overtime... anyway if anyone asks, you did all this. go back to sleep. below, another voicemail at 3:40 am: storage full lol. beside the phone, a polaroid of mutant ape #17148 captioned crew, and a sticky note: 3:41 am, he calls every night. never asks for a day off. footer: bored.place.

ALT a halloween costume contest sign-up sheet pinned to a cork board with orange and cream string lights and two small black paper bats. headline: clone costume contest, sat oct 31, the bored place break room. seven taped polaroids. bored ape #8860 with a crowd fave ribbon: clone of bayc #8860, going as: its og, lying down all day, phone at 3am. mutant ape #17148: going as: a day off, nobody's ever seen one. kennel club dog #1474: going as: full storage, 14 packs, not moving. pixel art gob #2202: going as: the rift, dressed as a portal, smells like flux. g's on ape #1: going as: a weekend (costume is fake). the fisters #1: going as: overtime (wore it last season too). an empty slot: your clone here, going as: ???. a yellow sticky note: fine print, prize: bragging rights, shifts not cancelled. footer: bored.place.

ALT A lobby directory on a dark wood wall. A brass plaque at the top reads tenant directory, the bored place building. Below it, a gold-framed black felt letter board lists floors, each with a small art thumbnail. Roof: the rift, flux and catalysts, hold onto something. 6: the fisters, with The Fisters #1, newest tenants, moved in, clocked in. 5: g's on ape, with G's on Ape #1, survey dept, swear they found a discovery. 4: gobs on ape, with pixel art Gob #2202, salvage, scrap in every pocket. 3: bakc, with Kennel Club dog #1474, fetches scrap, brings it back, good boy. 2: mayc, with Mutant Ape #17148, rift commuters, back with flux, no notes. 1: bayc, with Bored Ape #8860, front desk, 1 lifetime clone grant each. Basement b1: clone lab, 2 commons walk in, 1 evolved clone walks out. Bottom left, a red sign reads now leasing your clone, desk plus route by next pack. A handwritten note reads not just apes, 6 collections, one building. Footer reads bored.place.

ALT A meme styled as a generic browser search page on a cream background. A browser tab at the top reads bored search. A large center logo reads bored search, bored in orange and search in black. Top right, a round profile avatar shows Bored Ape #8860, a brown ape with a bandage over its eyes and gritted teeth on teal, labeled signed in as: clone of bayc #8860. Top left, a tilted polaroid of Mutant Ape #17148, a green mutant ape with a blue crystal hat and open fanged mouth, captioned crew also searching. A white search box has how to typed in. The autocomplete dropdown lists: how to tell my og i found flux in the rift, is it normal to work a 36 hr season straight (both marked recent), salvage vs survey vs rift which one hits, how often do you feed a black lotus, can clones take weekends off, what does intelligence stat even do, storage full what now, how to ask for a raise from someone who is asleep. Footer reads bored.place.

ALT A pegboard garage wall styled as a DMV display. At the top, a cream license plate banner reads OFFICIAL, DEPT OF CREWS, BORED PLACE DMV, now issuing crew vanity plates. Below, eight embossed vanity plates with the state line BORED PLACE: RIFT RAT, SLVG4LYF, NO SLEEP, CLONE ME, SURVEY SZN, LOTUS DAD, CREW OF 5, and a blank glowing plate with seven dashes and your crew here, tagged yours?. On the right, a Bored Place DMV crew driver license shows Bored Ape #8860 as registered driver, clone of bayc #8860, endorsements salvage, survey, rift, status on shift, restrictions must wear blindfold, with a red REGISTERED stamp. Below it, a polaroid of Mutant Ape #17148 captioned co-signer. Footer: register your crew. bored.place

ALT A warm moving-day scene with the headline season moving day and the line every 36 hrs. it all comes with you, plus the bored.place logo. On the left, a brown clipboard holds a packing list (movers: the clones, they insisted) with green checkmarks next to materials, buildings, totems, discoveries, earned claims and the crew. A dashed red box reads stays behind: clone price + rarity odds, back to 5,000 $BORED next season. A photo of Mutant Ape #17148 is labelled mover on duty, lifts with its legs. On the right, a stack of taped cardboard moving boxes is labelled materials, buildings, earned claims, totems and discoveries. On top sits an open box marked fragile and the crew, with Bored Ape #8860 peeking out and a speech bubble saying are we there yet. A sticky note says your crew's share of the work = your share of the season's prizes. The footer reads new season every 36 hrs, prizes in $BORED + $NFLX split by crew work.

ALT A white employee performance review form on a brown clipboard, with the bored.place logo and a red note: confidential, do not show the clone. A paperclipped employee photo shows Bored Ape #8860. Handwritten fields: employee, clone of bayc #8860; department, rift route; manager, you (asleep); review period, this season; shift, yes. A red stamp reads approved for another shift. Rating table: attendance, never logged off; packs hauled, one every 4 hours, no breaks; teamwork, crew of 5 at full strength (all checked exceeds); communication, question marks in every box; work-life balance, what's that, left blank. Stats on file: agility, strength, vitality, intelligence. Manager comments: opened the app once to check in. clone already did the whole shift. not sure what i bring to this team. Signed clone #8860 and zzz. A yellow sticky note from peer reviewer Mutant Ape #17148, survey route: never asked to go home, kinda showing off.

ALT A cream seating chart card on a red gingham tablecloth, titled bored place sunday dinner, with the note dinner at 6, the clones are still on shift. Place cards with real art sit around a long wooden table: Bored Ape #8860 at the head (head of the table, brought nothing), Mutant Ape #17148 (asking about the rift before grace), Gobs On Ape #2202 (came straight off the night shift), G's on Ape #1 (already went back for seconds), The Fisters #1 (first sunday here, sat right down), and Bored Ape Kennel Club #1474 in the middle marked seat: under the table (technically at dinner). An empty dashed card at the end reads reserved for your clone. A yellow sticky note says no phones at the table, clones keep working. Footer stamp: not just apes, 6 collections clone here, and bored.place.

ALT A stadium jumbotron at night with LED dot-matrix text reading BORED PLACE, live, season 13. A player cam panel shows Bored Ape #8860 with Mutant Ape #17148 inset. Hero number: 215 clones on shift. Tiles: 558 clones created, 450,000 $BORED jackpot, 5,000 $BORED clone price, 6.4M $BORED prizes claimed. Ticker: salvage / survey / rift crews all on shift. Footer: bored.place.

ALT a scrapbook style baby book page on cream lined paper with pink, blue and green washi tape, over a dark game map background. the title reads baby book and my clone's first season. handwritten fill-in lines say born: the clone lab, first route: salvage, first stats with playful colored bars for agility, strength, vitality and intelligence, first crew: 4 other clones, first pack home: 4 hrs, and first word: left blank with a big pink ???. a taped polaroid of bored ape #8860 on a teal background is labeled born this season, and a smaller polaroid of mutant ape #17148 is labeled crew bestie. a pink handwritten note reads didn't cry once. went straight to work. the bored.place logo is bottom left and robinhood chain bottom right.

ALT a plant shop care tag for the black lotus, pinned on a dark game map. the top of the tag shows a glowing dark purple and black lotus flower floating on a green pad. the tag reads black lotus, crew-wide work bonus, care instructions, handle with snacks. care lines: light, rift glow. water, feed every 20 to 48 hrs. growth, +3% crew work, up to +13% over a year while healthy. unlocks, workshop 7 + clone lab 7. warning in red, miss 3 windows and it's gone. difficulty, needier than your ex. a dark strip at the bottom says do not leave unattended. on the right are two taped photos: bayc #8860 labeled head caretaker, and mayc #17148 labeled backup waterer, clone. a handwritten note below says set an alarm. then set another one. small bored.place logo in the bottom left corner, robinhood chain in the bottom right.

ALT a paper day planner page titled saturday plans, two very different ones, on a dark game map. the left column is og's saturday with a photo of bayc #8860: 9am sleep in, 11am brunch (long one), 1pm nap, 4pm check on the clone, 4:05 he's fine. nap 2, 8pm doomscroll, and 11pm be productive crossed out. the right column is clone's saturday with a photo of mayc #17148: 6am clock in, 7am salvage shift, 11am survey shift, 3pm rift run, 9pm still on shift, 11pm overtime (by choice). a yellow sticky note says weekends are a human concept, signed the clone. small bored.place logo in the corner.

ALT two vintage postcards on a dark game map. the front says greetings from the rift in big retro letters over a sunset, with a photo of bayc #8860 captioned me at work. the back has a handwritten note: dear og, shift went long, found 3 catalysts, crew says hi, salvage guys are jealous, don't wait up. a season 12 postmark, a rift stamp and a crew photo of mayc #17148.

ALT a vintage yearbook page on cream paper headed the bored place yearbook, class of season 12, senior superlatives, with handwritten notes h.a.g.s. stay bored!! and see u on shift :). six framed portraits in a 3 by 2 grid: bayc #8860, a brown ape with a bandage over its eyes: most likely to clock in first. mayc #17148, a green mutant ape in a blue hat: most likely to take the rift for fun. bakc #1474, a pink dog carrying a small ape: perfect attendance. gobs on ape #2202, a pixel art ape: most likely to work the night shift. g's on ape #1, a 3d ape in a vest: class clown. the fisters #1, a purple character on yellow: newest transfer student. a red stamp reads not just apes. 6 collections clone here, next to the bored.place logo.

ALT a bored place image styled like a room rental listing card. on the left is mutant ape yacht club #17148, a green zombie-style ape in a blue crystal fur hat with a wide open, toothy mouth, tagged in the public pool. the headline reads listing: one bored ape, available for clone shifts. below: other players clone it and put it to work, and clones work while you're away. a split bar shows 75% to the player who borrows it and 25% to the nft owner. a what this listing offers section lists: list your nft's artwork in the public pool; evolve from shared sources, 85% to the player and 15% spread across the source holders; using your own nft, 100% of your clone's reward work stays with you; idle shifts, clones keep working while you sleep. an accepting listings from box shows bayc, mayc, bakc, gobs on ape, g's on ape and the fisters. a joke reviews box has two five star clone reviews. the footer asks listing yours or borrowing one? next to the bored.place logo.

ALT A Bored Place image styled like a chalkboard sign in a pub, framed in wood. Chalk lettering at the top reads the bored place pub, season 11, above a big headline: last call. Below it: season 11 closes tonight at 10pm et. On the left, Bored Ape Yacht Club #8860 is pinned up in a white frame, labeled head bartender. The chalk menu on the right lists tonight's jackpot: 450,000 $BORED, half of each clone's $BORED feeds it; clone price: still 5,000 $BORED plus 0.001 eth, season starting price; on shift: 234 clones, including 3 legendaries; house rule: your crew's share of the work equals your cut of the season's $BORED and $NFLX prizes. Near the bottom: kitchen closes at 10. clones work till the bell. Footer reads what's your crew ordering before close? with the bored.place logo.