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can Superman safely bottom for a regular human, like does he have enough control of his ass muscles to let a cock in and not risk crushing it if he spasms? would he use kryptonite like poppers? when will DC answer these important questions???
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Everyone argues about whether this is a bat or a sword but like. How can you argue it's not a bat turning into a sword seriously
4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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Forgetting a word in your native language but knowing it in english is the most humiliating feeling ever









































