Nintendo has been making gorgeous games on underpowered hardware for the last two decades and now they're taking the weights off like Rock Lee
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BREAKING: US intelligence says Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had a "romantic relationship" with a Chinese spy
20% chance he's out as $NVDA CEO before 2029
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Just Baseball | WARmonger All-MLB Defense
Catcher- Dillon Dingler
Dillon Dingler takes the crown here by a good margin. He was baseball’s top framer, the most valued modern skill from a backstop, but also near the top in Statcast’s blocking and throwing metrics as well.
Defining Play: Dingler takes the pitch near the dirt and fires a dart to 2B to nail the lightning-fast Jorge Mateo. Just an 8% caught-stealing chance on this one from Statcast:
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Fuck you iPhone!!!! Nobody said correct my texts bitch!!! It’s not a fucking typo I meant what I typed!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck apple!
Using a glitch to get a really big jump in the remake, its now possible to get the silver gauntlets chest as adult, which is supposed to be gotten as child. The cutscene that plays after tries to fit adult link into child link model, which ends up looking like this.
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really is crazy to think that if Duke lacrosse players hadn’t gotten a stripper when I was fighting in Afghanistan there would be a different White House chief of staff now those little butterfly flapping wings moments through time you know
Its almost like not firing 90% of the people who work on your games after every release leads to consistent quality and many other good things...
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The elite media absolutely never talks about how the Mexican left utterly crushed the corrupt narco-establishment in Mexico and instituted a wildly popular democratic socialist government that’s still going strong after eight years because they wouldn’t want to give you any ideas
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With the rerelease of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, take a trip back to where it all began: the game's original 1998 website: web.archive.org/web/19981212…
A little internet nostalgia, courtesy of the @waybackmachine. 🗡️

ALT Screenshot of the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine displaying the original 1998 Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time website at zelda64.com. The bright yellow and blue homepage features the Zelda logo, fantasy artwork of Link riding a horse, and navigation links including Ocarina Legend, Hyrule News, Adventure Strategy, Legends of Zelda, Village Square, and Treasure Chest. A link invites visitors to buy the Player’s Guide online. The Wayback Machine toolbar shows the site captured on December 12, 1998.





































