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Jordan

@Brainpan0

Analyst 📊, coffee enthusiast ☕️, human 🧑🏾

Joined February 2016
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Watching @TriW0lf tell people to shut the fuck up to their faces was the highlight of #SecKC
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Therapist: What do we do when we are sad? Me: Use our HackRf to open a bunch of garage doors in the neighborhood for no reason? Therapist: No
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Dr. Marcia Combs-Ford will be replacing me. She will move to the Business college this summer and teach my classes next fall. IET has to replace her and John Hart this summer.
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Roses aren’t red, Violets aren’t blue. They’re just a simulation, And so are you.
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Interesting article on the production of ATP, digestion, nutrient absorption and the stress response. Plus he's not trying to sell anything! drscottmonk.com/sprinting-wh…
Thank you @realDonaldTrump for preventing US commercial airlines from crashing in 2017. Your active participation monitoring the flight patterns and safety regulations was greatly appreciated. In 2018 could you please turn your efforts toward preventing wildfires and hurricanes? nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump2 Jan 2018
Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!
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I read an inspirational quote that you should do one thing every day that scares you, so today I'm going to fill my car with bees.
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#waitbuthi #WhatAreTheOdds Thomas's piece
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#waitbuthi #whataretheodds Muriel's piece
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I haven't been to a major security conference, but I have heard of wildly inappropriate behavior. nitter.cf/MalwareJake/status/761…
Jake Williams (@MalwareJake) profile pictureJake Williams
@MalwareJake5 Aug 2016
Security conferences are not match.com meet ups. There's way too much inappropriate behavior going on: malwarejake.blogspot.com/201…
Scary stuff. Arm yourself nitter.cf/Information_Cat/status…
IT Security Cat (@Information_Cat) profile pictureIT Security Cat@Information_Cat11 Jul 2016
Keydnap malware goes after your Mac password treasure trove zd.net/29tL3z4 #infosec #security
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Adobe deploys security update to fix 52 vulnerabilities in Flash zd.net/29KiGAr #infosec #security
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#PatternsOfDistinction Ready to hear Wes Spencer lay it out on Threat Intelligence., also #SuckItDrew
How rootkits work. System appears normal when inspected, but it isn’t there for you when you need it nitter.cf/Crazyinnasia/status/72…
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tl;dr: Stop increasing software attack surface with ridiculous unnecessary features. emergentchaos.com/archives/2… (h/t @adamshostack)
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Give a man an 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish and he'll have access for life.
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#FirstTweet
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