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✨ Actress | Producer | Model | 90s | 00s πŸ’• πŸ’Œ For Booking Inquiries email: [email protected]

California
Joined April 2009
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Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? Because he took a couple of days off! πŸ˜‚ Happy Thursday, everyone! ❀️ Hope your day is filled with laughter and good vibes! 😘
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Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. βš°οΈπŸ˜‚ Hope your Tuesday is to die for!
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What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated. πŸŸπŸŽ€ Stay classy and have a great Monday!
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating alone? πŸ’€πŸŽƒ Because they have no body to go with! πŸ˜‚ Happy Sunday! β˜€
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What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones. πŸ’€ No bones about it πŸ˜‚ Happy Friday!
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. πŸ˜‚ Hope you have a more-than-satisfactory Thursday!
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Celebrating 20 YEARS with Chiller Theatre! πŸ‘»πŸ’‹ Come see me October 31 & November 1 for a special Halloween treat! 🎁 But I need YOUR help… should I dress as a 😈 DEVIL or πŸ§›β€β™€οΈ VAMPIRE? Vote below! πŸŽƒβ€οΈ #ChillerTheatre #Halloween
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🎟️ Want to come see me at Chiller Theatre? πŸ‘»πŸ’‹ πŸ“… October 31 & November 1 πŸ“ Parsippany, New Jersey Grab your tickets now! Can’t wait to see you all! ❀️ eventeny.com/events/chillert…
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Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos. πŸ‘»πŸ» Here’s to a boo-tiful Wednesday!
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner. 🧱 Hope Tuesday treats you well around every corner!
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Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind. πŸ§»πŸ˜‚ Stay wrapped up and have a great Monday!
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Pickup lines you should never use πŸ˜‚
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday? πŸ’ͺ Because Monday is a week day! 🀣 Happy Sunday! β˜€οΈ
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 🐻 Have a bear-y good Saturday!
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation. πŸ§›πŸ©Έ Hope your Thursday doesn’t suck! πŸ˜‚
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I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 🀨✍️ Happy Wednesday 🀣
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What room does a ghost never need? A living room. πŸ‘» Have a hauntingly good Tuesday!
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Don't ask me what shade! πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚
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Why did Monday apply for a new job? Because it was tired of everyone saying it was the worst day of the week. πŸ˜‚
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with. πŸ’€ Hope your Sunday is frighteningly fun!
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