Brando retweeted
"do you wanna go to the movies" "do you wanna go to the bookstore" "do you wanna go to the thrift shop"
Brando retweeted
#RAIDERS QB KIRK COUSINS WAS SHIRTLESS ON THE FLIGHT HOME WEARING MASSIVE DIAMOND CHAINS.
😭😭😭
KIRKO CHAINZ IS OFFICIALLY BACK.
(🎥@CrosbyMaxx)
Brando retweeted
I bet all those dudes that got married and started a family feel pretty stupid when they're at lil Timmy's birthday party on Nov 4th and I'm killing gnolls on my level 8 druid. Losers.
Brando retweeted
Parents make sure you're checking your kids' Halloween candy.
I just found a Milky Way with Brian Thomas Jr.'s fantasy points inside.
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Christian Watson has popped back out of the ambulance after a trip to the hospital and is going to return tonight.
The closest thing to a WWE script I’ve ever seen in the NFL.
#Packers WR Christian Watson has been cleared after undergoing tests at the hospital and is now on his way back to the stadium, per @KayleeHartung.
He remains questionable and could potentially return to the game.
WHAT THE FUCK
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
Brando retweeted
BREAKING: Sources confirm that Marvin Harrison Jr. is currently holding an Everstone, meaning he will not evolve when his trade to Houston is completed.
Another disappointing development for the former top-5 pick.



































