@BrandonDonkey2

Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys-Carpenter-Custom Home Builder-BSA Troop 121 ASM-Home Chef-Cigars-Protector-Prepper-Be Hard to Kill-Pronouns 5.56/.223

behind enemy lines in CA
Joined July 2023
Killing Pretty - A Choose Your Own Adventure Mystery Part 3 Suddenly your palms are sweaty. Your grip weakens. You almost drop your phone. “Excuse me?” you stammer. You’re not sure you heard her right. A letter from Jack? That’s not possible. 1/
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Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Eccolo! Braised Ribs over a pillow of sour cream n chive mashed potatoes. Boun appetito!! #MFerMeals
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GUYZ! I made Asian duck soup with slow cooked duck, my home smoked duck bacon, my home grown angel hair plant, sauteed, and soft boiled duck eggs. I even garnished it with fresh chives and lemongrass from my garden! DEE-LICIOUS.
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I'm taking appointments
Ass therapy is when a donkey kicks you in the crotch
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Fresh ravioli out of the refrigerator section, I didn't make that, but from scratch white sauce out of and roux with black pepper, Italian herbs and granulated garlic. Easy and quick for a night I teach.
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Rough day at the office, @ItsToad_?
He needs therapy after this 😅
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One of the most frustrating things I deal with is couple clients who don't talk to each other.
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I told you guys they'd get hitched.
Absolutely & NOAH NOAH are now married. 💍
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As long as Social Security exists this is the way it will be. The younger tax provide for the old. Eliminate social security. Make people responsible for their own Financial well-being.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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I will never not watch this.
If you don't believe that white liberal women are all lunatics...watch this video.
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I can't help that the algorithm puts me out there so much.
I’ve seen so many hot dudes in the span of an hour…. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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The Red Hot Chilly Peppers
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Haters will claim this is AI
なんで空中で腰が180°回転するんだよ
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Donk's Don't Watch This:
This might be the biggest citrine I’ve ever seen
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Is this a deleted scene from Cop Rock? Please stop going to training like this for fuck's sake.
The amount of holes on the ceiling is very telling. Haven’t seen nothing as fruity as this in a while. I’ll just leave this here and y’all have at it.
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A little sausage and cheese omelette for breffus.
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Replying to @BrandonDonkey2
Olive Garden Zuppa Toscani and makings for D'Angelo's #9 pockets(might repeat every week or two)
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GM Happy World Teachers' Day
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Butternut Squash & Chicken Lasagna for dinner last night! ✨Absolutely delicious and packed with autumn goodness.🍁 Cinnamon, some allspice and fragrant aromatics went into the chicken squash mixture adding wonderful depth of flavor. I layered lasagna sheets with creamy béchamel and the flavorful chicken & squash mixture, and it all came together beautifully. 🥰🥂 #autumn
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
What’s your favorite Santana Song?
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I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!
The New York Post just revealed that the Gazan doctor who wrote two opinion pieces in the New York Times, accusing Israel of genocide after October 7th, is actually a Hamas terrorist himself. It turns out that Dr. Hussam Abu Safyia is a Hamas Colonel.
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