Brandon retweeted
It has been 678 days since an emergency jersey has been deployed
Today, @clubtrillion broke glass for the Emergency Pittsnogle 😂
Brandon retweeted
ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!
CAROLINA PANTHERS VS GREEN BAY PACKERS!
16-5 PRIMETIME RUN, 12-7 PRIMETTIME PARLAY RUN, 24-8-1 NFL RUN!
INCLUDES MY NFL WAIVE THE RATING GAME OF THE YEAR!
WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK!
MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN!
I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45PM EST!
TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON!
Brandon retweeted
FOUR KIDS AT HOME AND THEY'RE FILMING HIM FOR CLOUT??
Harmless content, or picked the wrong guy?
A Red Baron rep is stocking a grocery store freezer when a couple of young people with a camera start messing with him. He snaps, then tells them he has to be up at 5 in the morning, he's still out working late, he's got four kids at home and he can't pay his mortgage.
If that were my son holding that phone, the video would come down and he'd be finding that man to apologize to his face.
Yes, he lost his cool. Calling somebody a punk on camera never helps your case.
Now look at what he's carrying. Early mornings, more stores to hit, four kids and a mortgage. And somebody decided his bad day would make good content.
There's a guy like him in every grocery store in America, grinding through the shift nobody sees. Turning one of them into the punchline isn't edgy. It's lazy.
Leave the working man alone. He's got enough on his plate.
Brandon retweeted
The older I get though, the more i understand why we genuinely need people like that for a functioning society. We need people that make a big deal over rules and order. We need people that care a lot and make a big deal over "nothing".
Brandon retweeted
I have revenue maximization fatigue
It’s not just wedding venues it’s restaurants, streaming services, ads in the middle of batters watching baseball, credit card fees, service fees, bullshit fees, surcharges, upcharges
My friend is touring wedding venues and this is what it’s like:
“The venue rental is $4,000.
But, if you’d like your guests to have chairs at their tables, it’s an additional $1,000.
Lights will be another $2,750.
The “getting ready rooms” are an extra $600 per hour per room and you cannot bring your own food or beverage in – it must go through our caterer who charges both a service fee and automatic tip on top of the already overpriced menu options.
We can’t wait to help you celebrate!!”
Brandon retweeted
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
Brandon retweeted
Actually sex is pretty much the main thing a wife owes her husband. Nearly everything else can be morally outsourced.
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Apple TV is just pumping out ridiculous shows. All time greats































