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Joined November 2011
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Get you a girl who will knock a bouncer out for you @barstoolsports @OldRowOfficial
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It has been 678 days since an emergency jersey has been deployed Today, @clubtrillion broke glass for the Emergency Pittsnogle 😂
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ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY! CAROLINA PANTHERS VS GREEN BAY PACKERS! 16-5 PRIMETIME RUN, 12-7 PRIMETTIME PARLAY RUN, 24-8-1 NFL RUN! INCLUDES MY NFL WAIVE THE RATING GAME OF THE YEAR! WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK! MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN! I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45PM EST! TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON!
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FOUR KIDS AT HOME AND THEY'RE FILMING HIM FOR CLOUT?? Harmless content, or picked the wrong guy? A Red Baron rep is stocking a grocery store freezer when a couple of young people with a camera start messing with him. He snaps, then tells them he has to be up at 5 in the morning, he's still out working late, he's got four kids at home and he can't pay his mortgage. If that were my son holding that phone, the video would come down and he'd be finding that man to apologize to his face. Yes, he lost his cool. Calling somebody a punk on camera never helps your case. Now look at what he's carrying. Early mornings, more stores to hit, four kids and a mortgage. And somebody decided his bad day would make good content. There's a guy like him in every grocery store in America, grinding through the shift nobody sees. Turning one of them into the punchline isn't edgy. It's lazy. Leave the working man alone. He's got enough on his plate.
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Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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Brandon retweeted
Shane Beamer with his job on the line
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Run of the year maybe the decade…holy shit
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COCKTOBER COCKS TAKE DOWN TENNESSEE
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Why does your gender ALWAYS need help??
Why can’t men just help women without expecting anything romantic or sexual in return?
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The older I get though, the more i understand why we genuinely need people like that for a functioning society. We need people that make a big deal over rules and order. We need people that care a lot and make a big deal over "nothing".
I knew I could never work retail bc my coworkers at old navy would genuinely become 1 with the store. One night we got robbed and I came in and my team lead was like “oh I haven’t heard? We got robbed last night” and he was genuinely distraught. Like they all took it like a
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I have revenue maximization fatigue It’s not just wedding venues it’s restaurants, streaming services, ads in the middle of batters watching baseball, credit card fees, service fees, bullshit fees, surcharges, upcharges
My friend is touring wedding venues and this is what it’s like: “The venue rental is $4,000. But, if you’d like your guests to have chairs at their tables, it’s an additional $1,000. Lights will be another $2,750. The “getting ready rooms” are an extra $600 per hour per room and you cannot bring your own food or beverage in – it must go through our caterer who charges both a service fee and automatic tip on top of the already overpriced menu options. We can’t wait to help you celebrate!!”
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Brandon retweeted
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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Actually sex is pretty much the main thing a wife owes her husband. Nearly everything else can be morally outsourced.
Replying to @RyanBtheSheezy
Because we don’t owe husbands sex that’s why.
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Brandon retweeted
you really need to have a life outside your relationship, this is just toxic
he wanted to act single for the night, so i gave him something to think about
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Apple TV is just pumping out ridiculous shows. All time greats
First trailer for ‘12 12 12’, a new crime thriller series starring Anthony Mackie and Jamie Dornan. The series follows 3 timelines of a heist — the 12 months of planning, the 12 hour heist & the 12 days after the heist. Releasing November 13 on Apple TV.
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Brandon retweeted
please let mormons know they won’t go to hell if they have a bit of vodka
The MacDonald's ice cream hack that's breaking the Internet 😮
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Mike Evans had to check the back of Diggs’ jersey to see who was talking
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One of my favorite movies. NO SMOKIN MEANS, NO SMOKIN
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They’ll never make a PG movie as great as this one again
Kicking & Screaming was a foundational text for 8-10 year old me.
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Brandon retweeted
Holy shit someone check on Jerry Can’t believe they showed this on the broadcast
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