— 🐺 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐀 🚀 —

ㅤ Someone said since all I eat is meat and chicken I should go to this human place called ‘Arby's’ .ᐣ Apparently they have the meats or whatever so I might raid the place or something . ㅤ

ㅤ I don't know why you're so 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 ( 🤭😇 ) . You saw how the ‘𝘥𝘰𝘨’ ( ❌ ) has been staring at your hag wife, and you went on that NNN, it was only a matter of time before the constant 𝑹𝑼𝑻𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 against her legs with that red rocket made her break . ㅤ

ㅤ Your ‘𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’—who definitely didn't barge into your home and just started living there and threatened to 𝙈𝘼𝙐𝙇 you if you call the cops—has been waiting so long for you to come home (💞) . . . She doesn't love you though, you're just a sentient fleshlight . ㅤ

ㅤ I am 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐘 disappointed in you all . Not a 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙻𝙴 one of you guys dressed up as little red riding hood, or a sheep, or one of the three little pigs ( 💢 ) . ㅤㅤㅤ( 😒 ) ㅤ𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 . . . ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤWhat (🤨) . . .ᐣ Don't look at me like that, I just made a mess was all, don't ask . . . ㅤ𝘈 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘺 𝘔𝘐𝘓𝘍 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘍𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 . . . ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘱—𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘱—𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘱— ) Her tail is wagging, she's in a good mood today, she might actually be able to talk to someone with a 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴 without instantly knotting them .ᐟ ㅤㅤㅤ( ☺ ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤㅤHello . . .ᐣ .ᐟ Are you seriously ooging me right now [READER] ( 💢 ) .ᐣ .ᐟ ㅤ. . . No I'm not wearing ‘𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴’ (🤢) .ᐟ It's all itchy and uncomfy .ᐟ ㅤ