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My @donttellcomedy set is up today. The wife says it's great and she typically avoids my act like the plague. Enjoy: youtube.com/watch?v=XaNW1NnN…
Hey, for whoever (whomever?) still follows me on here, I was hacked a month ago and I finally got my account back. Sorry for all the BS they may have posted (I’m guessing crypto?). Anyway, hello again
ARCHIE BUNKER!!
'My girlfriend yelled a TV character's name during sex - it was so disturbing'
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Brand new set on Punchup Live rn, with added dates: punchup.live/mattbraunger
So fun to hear "We should run the country like a company" line from a rich person for the billionth time
Jake Paul on why he prefers Trump over Biden: "I look at it like this: If you were starting a company, would you want an 80-something year-old CEO? No. You would want the younger version" thr.cm/GLJnLNf
"Time to up your social media presence bro"
Kevin Spacey Breaks Down In Piers Morgan Interview, Says He's Broke: "I Can't Pay My Bills" deadline.com/2024/06/kevin-s…
Literally was talking to my therapist today about how deadlines are helpful and here is a fantastic example
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Matt Braunger retweeted
heyLA @TheComedyStore 7:30pm tonight @Braunger @annielederman @jeremiahstandup 8pm @samtripoli @funnyfelipe @WhitneyCummings 9pm @ejkerrigan @IanEdwardsComic #JayLarson & more 8pm @LargoLosAngeles @kumailn
Just in: The rodeo bull that jumped the fence in Sisters, Oregon is named "Party Bus" theguardian.com/us-news/arti…
The part where Elliot finds ET in the bushes and he shrieks made me have nightmares for a solid year about ETs breaking into my house to kill me
Matt Braunger retweeted
“What’s the comedy scene like in LA”
“everyone on every show has 100k followers and we’re all performing for $20 in the same abandoned cross fit gym”
Matt Braunger retweeted
June 12th at @Permanent_LA
~with~
@Braunger
@PallaviGunalan
@andyiwancio
@emilymayamills
@FrankieQuinones
@NinaTarr
See you there!
Advance tix for this week and future shows: cleftclips.ticketsauce.com
Poster by @katherineleon & @bienvenidez
ALT Hot Tub With Kurt & Kristen Poster June 12, 2024 at Permanent Records Roadhouse - Los Angeles with Matt Braunger, Pallavi Gunalan, Andy Iwancio, Emily Maya Mills, Frankie Quiñones & Nina Tarr 21+ 7pm doors 8pm show Hosted by Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal CleftClips Presents
Matt Braunger retweeted
🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨
Matt Braunger is heading back to The Vault from Dec 5-7! @Braunger
🔒Lock in your tickets: comedyvaultbatavia.com/event…
#comedyvault #comedy #mattbraunger #standup #chicagoland #batavia
This lineup is bonkers. I would go watch it even if I wasn't on it
Tuesday! 🚨 w/ @annielederman @TonyBakercomedy @Braunger & Harland Williams! @standupots 7:30pm @TheComedyStore
Get tix here while you can, they’re moving fast!: showclix.com/event/suots-jun…
"And then it generates an audience that doesn't want actual people acting in things written by other actual people. Because, you know, the alternative feels like watching a video game you're not playing"
Ashton Kutcher says you'll soon be able to "render a whole movie" using AI.
"You’ll just come up with an idea for a movie, then it will write the script, then you’ll input the script into the video generator and it will generate the movie." variety.com/2024/film/news/a…
My God. That's worse than @joshgondelman
Hunter Biden's Ex-GF Claims He'd Smoke Crack As Soon As He'd Wake Up | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/50rXJKh