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real-life lesbian | wife to ashley | she/her

Richmond, VA
Joined April 2009
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I cannot breathe or speak. I have never felt pain like this. You changed my life. Nothing will ever fill this void
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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I love it
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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I LOVE 5PM SUNSETS
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Today is the Super Bowl for annoying people
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Midterms is such a good day for Look At Phone
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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2 and I’m ignoring Triss the entire flight
I'm not sitting on that plane with Lara on board
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They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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Quando eu planejei de vestir uma roupa e ela tá no cesto de roupa suja
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ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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kids are so funny some little boy just knocked on my door for Halloween and when i opened it he didn’t say “trick or treat” or anything he just looked at me like this
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yo usando el mismo apodo en todos los juegos:
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And I do love them with all of my heart
La gente que usa audífonos Sony siempre es como MANO AMO LOS WH-8188391716238LABCDEFGHIJKL
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I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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