I think I'm funny. My wife doesn't. She's probably right. Pro-Bat Flips. WhatCulture Wrestling Smackdown Photoshop Correspondent.
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Gonna be a long day for this hapless #Bengals defense. The only hope is that it's also going to be a long day for the Falcons defense. #WhoDey #NFLInSpain
Experiencing late '90s/early '00s Black Friday PTSD here. And old boy mentioned to someone in a reply that he couldn't understand why they "didn't have enough for everyone". Supply and demand, my man. Check out a documentary called 'Jingle All the Way' if you wanna know.
BEST BUY UPDATE: IT GETS WORSE. 🤯
Drove over an hour BACK to @BestBuy today with my three daughters because apparently that's the only way to speak to an actual employee.
Here's the kicker.
An employee CONFIRMED they saw my $130 chair. Someone reported it, employees discussed it, and nobody touched it because it “wasn't their property.”
Now it's GONE.
No cameras facing where it was left. The employee even suspects the person who reported it may have taken it.
4 hours waiting.
$130 chair gone.
2+ hours driving back.
$60 in Pokémon cards.
ZERO 30th Anniversary UPCs.
I went to Best Buy to spend money. Somehow, I ended up paying more for the experience than I got in merchandise.
@BestBuy, at what point does customer service become your responsibility?
Anyone else have a Best Buy horror story? 👇
If only there was a more analytical way to do it that didn't necessitate something as random chance as a coin flip. #UseTheHarbins #OhioDoesItBetter
I just heard that the word of the year is "mogging". Why must these insolent children take words and bastardize them? Mogging is so derogatory and insidious. In my day, a mog was a wonderful thing. Half man, half dog. He was his own best friend. And we loved him for it.
I'm so excited to stop getting political calls and texts tomorrow that I might just sell my house or sign up for AARP with the first POTENTIAL SPAM that hits me up.
I'm not really interested in helping out the Ravens. But if they want Joe Flacco, what else could we package with him to convince them to give us Kyle Hamilton? #WhoDey
Don't get me wrong, Ohio has a better design than a lot of other states, but this one isn't as good as the old "I (shape of Ohio) Voting". #VotingDay
I keep getting texts messages like this: "Public records show you voted in both 2022 & 2024. Vote if you haven't!" And it's really pissing me off.
Who do they are sending this information to me, thinking it'll goad me. I vote in odd-years, MFer. I'll be there!
#VotingDay
I got to exit poll today. Never got to do that before. #VotingDay
Can't win 'em all if you don't win the first one! #NorseUp ⚔️ #NeedMoreVikingEmojis
They're so scared of the Norse, they're locking them in elevators so they can't get to the game. #NorseUp
UPDATE: The @NKUNorseMBB team has been SAVED after being stuck for 40+ minutes in a broken elevator
Tomorrow's game WILL be played as scheduled 😂👏
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Congratulations to TNT Champion @DarbyAllin for completing the NYC Marathon! 👏
I know the "each team gets a possession" rule in overtime. But what if the first team works slow and methodical and there's no time left for the other team to play with? How does that work?