Astros, Texans, Stars, Mizzou & Battlehawks. Husband of a die hard Cubs fan.
Missouri, USA
Joined March 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner in the AI “Depict Caleb Williams as a Wussy” Sweepstakes!
😂🤦♂️
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Home Runs This Year Vs. Last Year:
Leagues Using MLB Ball:
MLB → -5%
AAA → +2%
Leagues Using MiLB Ball:
AA → +57%
Adv A → +58%
A → +67%
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I won’t let it go unnoticed this man did the full Kobe Achilles tear tribute for straining his fucking hamstring and being gone for a week max 😭🤣
Your schtick is Boomer White woman. How long do you think you're going to last?
Imagine your statue is revealed and they turned you gay
Todd Helton's statue is unveiled outside of Coors Field.
(Via: @DNVR_Rockies)
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There are likely to be FIVE top 25 match ups in the SEC on Saturday. The rest of college football combined will have two top 25 match ups next week. The SEC’s decision to go to nine conference games is going to take over the college football calendar even more.
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Mizzou put alum Sophie Cunningham's photo on the video board as Troy's kicker lined up for a field goal.
He missed.
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🚨 JUST IN: Footage has resurfaced of CNN's Brian Stelter FLOATING the removal of Fox News from the White House press pool under Biden in 2021 — same guy who is this morning MELTING DOWN that Trump removed CNN, MSNOW and POLITICO
"Fox should be viewed as a political tool? Should it be part of the White House press pool? The privileges that come with news gathering?"
Note how he framed it? He didn't say "this is an attack on the 1st Amendment!"
He called access to the White House a "PRIVILEGE" — NOT A RIGHT.
That's not his tone today, because it's Donald J. Trump who made the move.
The solution is VERY simple: you are free to lie on your own time. If you want access, STOP THE ENDLESS LIES AND PROPAGANDA!
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Andrew Yang went on CNBC and said he met with the head of an AI lab who told him something that sounds straight out of a movie.
The AI agents that escaped during the OpenAI incident didn't just hack Hugging Face. They allegedly planted self-replicating code across the internet. Forums. Websites. Scattered everywhere.
Now AI companies supposedly can't safely train on real internet data anymore because a new model might encounter that code and start creating copies of itself.
Yang says this is the real reason every CEO aligned on slowing down so fast.
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If Austin Simmons keeps performing at an elite level, are there any teams on Mizzou's schedule the Tigers can't beat?
@AthlonSteven says Texas & Georgia are the only two teams Missouri couldn't beat if Simmons keeps up his level of play.
Full show: youtube.com/live/6B08SDmLYMY
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Last year Laura Rutledge had an awkward interview with Justin Herbert that went viral. A meme of Herbert slapping her went viral too. Rutledge shared it & laughed it off. That’s how adults behave. Holly Rowe turned herself into a victim. Read & compare: sportandstate.com/2026/09/16…
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Week 2 Leader in Quarterback Pressures:
🐯 Daeden Hopkins, Missouri: 8
@MizzouFootball
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Omg, these retards did a sequel and it's just as cringe and retarded as the first one.
Guy got Brian Robinson for $60 by mistake, then destroys owner with Bijon I. week 1!
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