@BrittRubinstein

Emmy award winning nobody.

Denver, CO
Joined September 2009
The first time I ever heard of Mitch McConnell was this clip from The Daily Show and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. People keep saying he isn't all there, but that's kinda just how his face looks. #McConnelling cc.com/video-clips/s4z9il
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Love this. Still not gonna ship them though. #TeamSpike
Sarah Michelle Gellar & David Boreanaz have a Buffy reunion and give nod to late cast members Anthony Head, Michelle Trachtenberg and Nicholas Brendon #Emmys
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It is low key more entertaining to watch Sabalenka lose than win. 😅
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I need to clarify that isn’t a dig. She’s just funnier.
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Iphone Duo looks nice and all, but does it fit in a women's pant pocket?
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Crazy match. But now I'm upset I have to choose between Tiafoe and Shelton.
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I am anti Kalshi but I should have put money on this
JUST IN: Trump posts image to Truth Social renaming New Mexico to “New America”
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We’re about 5 weeks away from New Mexico being renamed New America.
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When I corrected it, it told me that was a typo. Are you saying you fat fingered your phone, Google? 🙄
This is why you never trust Google AI.
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This is why you never trust Google AI.
People got mad when Alcaraz shaved his head and now he’s overcorrected. #usopen
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People got mad when Alcaraz shaved his head and now he’s overcorrected. #usopen
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Ok but which humans are we using for scale?
Breaking: Sen. Bernie Sanders introduces bill to permanently ban AI that exceeds human intelligence Violators could be forced to shutdown the company or up to 20 years in prison
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We’re about 5 weeks away from New Mexico being renamed New America.
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Fuck it put her on Mount Rushmore
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this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die
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In honor of Dolly Parton I will not be working until 5 today. This is a national day of mourning.
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Brittany retweeted
we should all get a day off work. there’s been a death in the family.
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This was obviously written by someone who hates being just a little bit chilly. No one lives in Las Vegas for the weather.
The cities with the nicest weather in the United States are almost always the most expensive.
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I’ve never understood this argument because reading cursive is really not that hard. Even if you’ve never formally learned it. All but like 4 letters look exactly the same as in print.
If you're curious why Instagram changed their wordmark today, it's because schools stopped teaching cursive ~10 years ago so GenZ+ can't read it
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