Hey @afterpayarena why is there next to no cheese on my cheese pizza lmao
(This is not what dreams are made of, at all)
I thought I was so clever casually changing my allocated seat 20 mins before the bus was coming to a seat that had an empty one free next to it, and low and fucking behold it’s the only seats whose USB chargers don’t work 🤦🏻♀️
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Il ritorno di glee è il più grande segnale che il mondo è in crisi perche nessuna mente sana approverebbe il suo ritorno
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then one foggy christmas eve, pikachu came to say… clodsire with your smile so bright, won’t you fly my sleigh tonight…
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Je viens de recevoir une notification qui me félicite d’avoir marché 10 000 pas.
C’est gentil mais je me suis juste perdu chez IKEA.
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I really need people to know that while The Cranberries’ “Zombie” is a great song, it is not appropriate for a Halloween playlist
Uhh @scopely photoshopped my shirt (apparently it didn’t like my ponyta shirt) and changed my wrist brace 🤣 gold.
Pokémon GO City Safari: Brisbane was a memorable adventure. Thank you to all the Trainers and Community Ambassadors who came to celebrate with us in Australia! Let's GO! #PokemonGOCitySafari
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I obeyed S Club 7 and, after 25 years, I have not stopped movin’ to the funky funky beat. My feet hurt.
If you haven’t had a meltdown over trying to set up a “smart tv” are you really living in the 21st century
Why the fuck does the train to the airport cost 23 bucks and takes over an hour, yet an uber costs me only 31 bucks, takes 20 mins and I don’t have to lug my luggage down a hill? 🫠🫠
I don’t care that this is an embarrassingly drunk tweet, I am so thankful I’ve caught up with friends from all over the place this weekend.
Honestly I just needed a break from everything happening at home, and this was the most well timed Pokemon go city safari I could get.




















