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Joined May 2009
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Replace the Jack Daniel’s with an Olipop / Saratoga fountain and yes … this it
I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.
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The greatest opening play of all-time
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We need to open the schools
you have to be truly psychotic to every one of these by name i’m sorry😭
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“Works on my machine”
God was the first vibe coder. “Let there be light.” No design doc. No tests. No staging environment. Just shipped the universe directly to production.
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They hiring? Asking for a friend…
Clocking into my job at the punching children factory
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Quarterbacks holding trophies >
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“Rise and grind” “Rise and grind. Attitude is everything.” “Yeah, and leadership is earned but humility is a virtue” “Keep the main thing the main thing” “For sure. Winning begins within”
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I promise you this account never misses
Replying to @IndianaFever
Virgin of the Rocks, by Leonardo da Vinci, 1483-86
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This account t never misses. It’s amazing
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Most accurate tweet of 2026 so far
This is what people watch on tv in Robocop
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The Eagles had four drops on third down vs the 49ers in the Wild Card round. This was more third down drops than they had in the regular season, as well as the most in a playoff game since ESPN began tracking the stat in 2006.
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World Tears for Fears (1985) nitter.cf/DITRburna/status/19988…
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I hate this team (I love them, but I hate them very much)
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I think about this movie every time someone is sleep super hard after a taxing day. Sleep dumb hard after leg day? Yup, meteor man
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Oh look the most clutch WR in football making an insanely clutch play in a massive spot of a massive game All-Pro DeVonta Smith does it again for this team
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These people are singing at 12:37 EST. START THE FIGHT. ITS TOMORROW!!
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“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in… Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.” — Matthew 25:35, 40
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