Trying to apprehend The Bandit or whatever. Also as demanded, this is a parody account. Not sure why I would have to state that, as Buford T. Justice isn't real
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I'm pretty good at pattern recognition.
My money is Trump, satanyahoo, and sec of war crimes Pete light this shit up wed. the day after the midterm slaughter, hoping that blowing up power plants and schools distract you from their failures at home.
Fuck Trump
Fuck Israel
Long Live The Republic
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Not even Lady Lyndsey ever said this much gay shit.
The f is wrong with this guy?
At this rate he will be talking about rubbing wieners on his face before Tuesday.
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Holy Shit: WIRED reports an Accenture contractor gave a Claude Code agent admin access to NIPRNet, an unclassified Pentagon network, to write and deploy code. It ran for two months, apparently sending login credentials, passwords and a network map to a third-party site NIST had flagged as high risk.
Contractors must report breaches within 72 hours, yet sources say Accenture initially didn't report it at all. A source calls it "100 percent a national security threat."
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Let me get this straight…
The LARGEST crypto hack in history just happened. Over $5B stolen.
Governments across the world are telling people to stockpile 90 days of food and water.
Japan declared a state of emergency in cyberspace.
Iran is threatening the undersea cables that carry the internet.
The richest man in the world says the hacking is about to go exponential.
But everything is fine, right?
RIGHT?
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TODAY: Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) filed a new bill in Congress to federally legalize marijuana and drastically overhaul how drugs are scheduled under the Controlled Substances Act—while also removing mandatory minimums and reducing the role played by the Department of Justice.
marijuanamoment.net/new-bill…
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Nick Fuentes perfectly described the savagery of REAL Africans
“You are not ready for real africans—this is ADVANCED darkness.” 😂
Ugandan cannibal killed and ate 38 people over 15-year reign of terror, general claims trib.al/9X3J5wx
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8 years of cannabis experience in the TRASH 😕
What would you do in this situation?
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This has got to be one of the top 10 craziest FBI documents ever released if you understand the context.
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Thomas Massie just said the quiet part out loud.
Voting in the midterms will only get you “different clowns.”
“They’re all clowns.”
Then, he revealed how to actually make a difference from firsthand experience.
Even Democratic Rep. Chellie Pingree had to admit:
“That’s about as good a metaphor as I’ve ever heard.”
This is what he said:
“People talk about how you get better people in Washington.”
“How do we replace those clowns?”
“How do we get better clowns?”
“This November, you’re going to get different clowns.”
“Spend more of your energy getting the clowns to get in the clown car you want.”
“Instead of trying to get a different clown, just accept they’re clowns.”
“And then treat them like cattle.”
“Make sure they feel the electric fence.”
“Then you won’t even have to turn the fence on someday.”
@RepThomasMassie @chelliepingree
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Translation: The US is preparing to engage in Masonic war theatre with other countries who are apart of the same club in an effort to destroy the current systems of today and bring in a “new,” more-draconian, inherently digital system
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Hackers absolutely compromised New Mexico hospital system.
Surgeries cancelled. Ambulances diverted.
Hackers demands broadcast over the sound system.
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Israelis voted today between two different tactical approaches to ethnic cleansing and genocide:
- One is openly messianic, supremacist, and celebratory of mass murder.
- The other repeats liberal platitudes about human rights while carrying out the same mass murder.
A Jewish person who had never set foot in the region could move to Israel today and vote. Millions of Palestinians living under the Israeli state's control cannot vote.
This is the famed "only democracy in the Middle East."
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Break Stuff in the style of 70s funk!💥
@limpbizkit @freddurst
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ICYMI: Dispute Over Vienna Sausages Leads to Stabbing at Georgia Nursing Home coasttocoastam.com/article/d…
