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Wurundjeri land
Joined April 2016
Holy shit, @ruslankogan Why are you such a cunt to your customers? I wanted to buy something. It was hard to find because your category flagging is for shit. But worse, I've now had to unsubscribe from 2 email and 1 SMS lists. For a single purchase. Fuck you. Never again.
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Is everything ok @StravaSupport ? You keep closing my support ticket without any comment or even the most superficial attempt at help.
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One day I'd love to hear why @github got rid of the branch compare button. Now, according to the docs, the only convenient way to compare two branches is to start a PR. Why remove such a useful and well functioning feature?
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I want to encourage more women to take our course! It's the perfect thing for sharpening rusty coding skills after getting into engineering management or motherhood
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Odd, for no reason I can fathom, @googlemaps is showing in Spanish. Everything else of theirs is in English for me.
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Hey @DisneyPlus ... why does this message even exist in your website? Why is it your service can't work without knowing my gender?
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Hey @DisneyPlus why do you keep asking me to enter my age and gender to watch Doctor Who? I've entered my DoB, and you DO NOT have a way for me to enter my gender ... NOT THAT IT SHOULD FUCKING MATTER ANYWAY!
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I can't watch _anything_. Every new page I go to, I'm asked to confirm the same details. Every time I go to play a video, it tells me the same nonsense: it needs my age and gender. How does such a large company fail something so simple?
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Wow, @disneyplus is useless. Try to watch anything, it tells me I haven't given it enough information. Answer all its questions and... nope, not enough. Any they expect people to pay for this?
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Just migrated two static sites from @Netlify to @digitalocean because Netlify don't support any currently supported #Python versions. It was quick and painless; kudos to DO for a great tool!
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Well done, @googlemaps ... there's no way to report a directions mistake that only happens in the Android version of your app. Almost 10 years ago I reported it in the desktop version... which gets it right now. But somehow that didn't carry over?
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Whomever at @github decided I have to scroll all the way to the top of the file I'm looking at so I can even _see_ the search box... 🙁 On one hand you're providing maximum space for reading code (something @bitbucket need to learn from) ... on the other, some files are LONG!
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So on the one hand @LinkedIn hallucinates skills I didn't say I have, and @seekau search matches on jobs that have none of my search terms and don't match the filters I set. Are try _trying_ to frustrate their users?
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Oh, and @seekau don't seem to understand the difference between "hybrid" and "work from home". How are you so bad at this?
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Revisited an old project. It uses @travisci Log in to a blank screen. Console shows: Failed to find a valid digest in the 'integrity' attribute for resource 'app.travis-ci.com/assets/tra…' with computed SHA-512 integrity '...'. The resource has been blocked. Lovely.
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Given the total lack of respect for open development and integration, we will be limiting our Twitter presence to just release announcements and likes. See you over on 🦣! Can't link to it either because of a ban on cross site promotion!! arstechnica.com/?p=1911442
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Today I discovered I can type faster than @code can react! I opened a new tab, ctrl-S to save, type the file name, press enter, and start typing the content... it kept adding to the filename.
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Hey @LinkedIn ... any chance I can have an option to disable your "lie about skills" misfeature when doing a job search? It's just time wasting when you match me on jobs for skills I never claimed to have.
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Hey @Bitbucket if I forget to tick the "close branch on merge" box when creating a Pull Request, do I just have to delete the PR and start again? It seems there's no way to change that choice. And your documentation search finds only unrelated articles.
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