BURT: Black Urban Raw Top. The Gay Black Autistic Andy Kaufman. FishTank S3 + Mr. Mensa 2017 Winner. IRL Improv Comic. Actor. Booking - [email protected]
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Correction: The song isn’t called “Raping Payton.”
The correct title is: “Aping Payton.”
I wrote it about Payton getting blacked by my chimp dick, so it’s about her first taste of nigga dick.
My iPhone autocorrected “Aping” to “Raping.”
My bad for the confusion.
Interesting how guys pushing bisexual erasure conveniently forget how infatuated I was with both Mizzy and Payton in Famous House.
My attraction to Payton inspired my parody songs
“Stacy’s Daughter”
“My Best Friend’s Daughter”
“Teenage Girls”
“Raping Payton”
I never wrote a parody song about any of the men in Famous House.
What I felt for Payton was the strongest attraction I’ve ever felt toward a female I’ve met IRL.
Of everyone from Famous House, Payton is by far the person I miss most.
I’d give anything to be around her again like I was back then.
#paytonspinkpussy #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive
I was born to be a Black Bull, smashing one white pussy after another. The signs were there all along.
#BNWO #BBC #Blacked #QoS #Snowbunny #Cuckold #Hotwife #Interracial
Is Fishtank finally becoming the gay male dating show it was always meant to be?
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #asseenon #maledatingexperience
Congrats Sneako @sneako on finally embracing your true self. Welcome to the bisexual brotherhood.
Just like nobody will ever take you (Frank Hassle @FrankHassleYT) seriously when you deny being a full-blown kratom-cucked drug addict faggot.
Just like nobody will ever take you seriously when you claim you’re not a gay-ass faggot with the gayest, most faggy lisp accent anyone has ever heard.
Just like nobody will ever take you seriously when you say you’ve had sex with your girlfriend “many many times,” when you can’t even find your own dick.
Just like nobody will ever take you seriously when the sound of your cringe valley-girl gay lisp instantly dries up the vagina of any female within a 100-mile radius.
#fishtanklive #burtbronx #furtforever @BurtBronx #faghassle
Frank, the way you’re trying to start shit with James Drake is literally the reason why every single friend you’ve ever had:
Unibrow, Ben, Bill, Greg, Diamond, Leah, Techking, and BURT
Eventually dumped your ass, washed their hands of you, and wanted nothing more to do with you.
Frank, you are completely incapable of having any genuine friendships. You use people for cash and clout. When they catch on and cut you off, you show your true colors.
There’s a reason why you have absolutely no friends, no collabs, no content, no clout, no aura, and nothing to offer.
You are NOT wanted.
You are NOT liked.
You are NOT funny.
You are NOT entertaining.
You are NOT relevant.
And you are clearly NOT a draw.
You’ve become an MTF: Menace to Faggot.
Your career as a content creator is basically dead. Nobody wants to work with you, and nobody even likes you.
You’re too stupid and too lazy to stream on your own, and you haven’t even uploaded any content in the past three years.
You keep your nine (9) remaining fans (like that parasocial Bosscheef Nassif loser) on the hook with promises of big changes and exciting updates that you clearly have no real intention of actually delivering.
TL;DR:
BURT makes content.
Frank makes comments.
BURT cares about his fandom.
Frank cares about his kratom.
BURT’s getting booked.
Frank’s getting cooked.
BURT is based.
Frank is a disgrace.
@FrankHassleYT
#Fishtanklive #asseemon #furtforever #burtbronx #frankhassle #frankisafag
Channel 5 starring this guy 🫸🏿 🤛🏿
@BurtBronx I seen you in the new Channel 5 video youtube.com/watch?v=yx0gM_l6…
I’ve always suspected it, but I’m glad you’ve come out as an openly GAY black man. Welcome to the queer community, my brother! 🌈💄💅
@Treylivingburna #TreyisGay #GayLiving #TreyBeGay #blackgaymen #downlow #sus #pause #dl #trade #powerbottom #submissive #chimpdicksimp
He’s cute.
Kick streamer @BurtBronx conducts a great interview with controversial streamer @Heelmike This dude mogs more then @clavicular and was not nearly as awkward around Burt. Maybe camp looksmax is a cope.
THE CONSTANT IQ CHALLENGES
It gets fucking exhausting how whenever I mention my documented IQ of 160, some people become obsessed with trying to disprove it.
They constantly throw random questions and made-up challenges at me to test my intelligence. If I don’t give whatever answer they’ve decided is “correct,” they convince themselves it’s proof that I’m stupid.
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JEALOUSY AND INSECURITY
What’s so threatening about the possibility that someone like me might actually be intelligent?
My IQ doesn’t lower yours or take away from your academic or intellectual achievements. Yet some insecure guys spend hours desperately trying to IQ-mog me, as if proving I’m stupid would somehow make them smarter.
Ironically, that desperate need to prove their intellectual superiority makes them look insecure, not intelligent.
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REAL INTELLIGENCE DOESN’T NEED VALIDATION
Someone who’s genuinely confident in their intelligence shouldn’t feel threatened by another intelligent person. They certainly shouldn’t need to constantly put others down to feel smart.
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THE ALPHA MALE COMPARISON
It’s the same bullshit that happens when a guy calls himself an “alpha male.” Suddenly, other guys become obsessed with challenging him, proving he’s not an alpha, and trying to establish their own superiority. It turns into an endless, embarrassing dick-measuring contest.
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THE DESPERATE NEED TO IQ-MOG ME
The constant attempts to discredit my intelligence while proving their own are tiresome, desperate, and cringe as fuck.
I don’t need to pass some random stranger’s made-up IQ challenge to validate my professionally administered test results.
And you don’t need to prove I’m stupid to prove you’re smart.
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TL;DR
My intelligence doesn’t threaten yours. If you’re genuinely smart, you shouldn’t need to spend hours desperately trying to prove I’m stupid. Constantly trying to IQ-mog me doesn’t make you look smarter. It just makes you look insecure.
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@Blair_TankWatch So this is what you look like?
Mr. “I’m Smarter Than You”
Mr. “I Have a Bigger Dick Than You”
Mr. “I Make Art and Work on Cars”?
Nigga, you look like a gay clone of Steve from Blue’s Clues.
Major whiteboy bottom vibes.😂
@Blair_TankWatch I find it interesting that you haven’t denied these photos are of you or that you look more like someone who takes big dicks than someone who has a big dick.
IQ Mogged.
I TOOK THE IQ TEST IN PERSON
I took the WAIS-IV IQ test in person in 2015 under the direct supervision of a licensed psychologist. He monitored me throughout the exam, asked me verbal questions, and recorded my responses. I did not use a smartphone, computer, or any other electronic device.
MY DOCUMENTED IQ SCORE OF 160
The psychologist who administered my test also wrote my official evaluation report, which documented an IQ score of 160. He submitted the report to Mensa on my behalf in 2015, and I was accepted. I later earned the title of Mr. Mensa 2017.
ACCEPTED INTO THREE HIGH-IQ SOCIETIES
My test results were also accepted by two other high-IQ societies: Intertel and the Triple Nine Society.
MY IQ REPORT WAS NOT CREATED WITH AI
As for those claiming my report was created using AI, the psychologist wrote it in 2015. ChatGPT, Grok, and Gemini did not even exist at that time.
THE FACTS
The bottom line is simple: I took the WAIS-IV in person under professional supervision, received a documented IQ score of 160, and gained admission to three high-IQ societies.
SHOW ME YOUR PROOF
Anyone accusing me of cheating needs to provide actual evidence. If you claim to have proof, post it publicly here on X for everyone to see.
Until then, your accusations are baseless allegations with no credible evidence to support them.
You’re full of crap. I took the WAIS-IV exam myself. Nobody took it for me, and you’ve provided zero evidence to support your accusation.
If you actually have proof, post it here on X so everyone can see it.
Otherwise, you’re just making baseless accusations you can’t back up, which seriously damages your credibility and calls your intelligence into question.
I TOOK THE IQ TEST IN PERSON
I took the WAIS-IV IQ test in person in 2015 under the direct supervision of a licensed psychologist. He monitored me throughout the exam, asked me verbal questions, and recorded my responses. I did not use a smartphone, computer, or any other electronic device.
MY DOCUMENTED IQ SCORE OF 160
The psychologist who administered my test also wrote my official evaluation report, which documented an IQ score of 160. He submitted the report to Mensa on my behalf in 2015, and I was accepted. I later earned the title of Mr. Mensa 2017.
ACCEPTED INTO THREE HIGH-IQ SOCIETIES
My test results were also accepted by two other high-IQ societies: Intertel and the Triple Nine Society.
MY IQ REPORT WAS NOT CREATED WITH AI
As for those claiming my report was created using AI, the psychologist wrote it in 2015. ChatGPT, Grok, and Gemini did not even exist at that time.
THE FACTS
The bottom line is simple: I took the WAIS-IV in person under professional supervision, received a documented IQ score of 160, and gained admission to three high-IQ societies.
SHOW ME YOUR PROOF
Anyone accusing me of cheating needs to provide actual evidence. If you claim to have proof, post it publicly here on X for everyone to see.
Until then, your accusations are baseless allegations with no credible evidence to support them.