Kate Scottow

Me showing my husband my new £7 temu shoes

Erm, excuse me, was merely 10 years ago thank you very much 🧓

You guys are getting benefits for your diagnosed kids? I haven't cashed out on my two, sounds like far too much work

So what emotional damage/trauma are the sympathisers for Walliams gonna dig up to excuse him being an abusive prick? Got me pen and note pad ready

He's right... We're coming for you Andy

I love that we get Black Squirrels here, match my aesthetic 💅

I don't want glass skin, there I've said it I'm a matte girl, leave me be skin care, leave me be

Best loaf I've ever made ❤️🍞

I recognise trauma and realise these women are in psychological pain and have been manipulated by the very hand that feeds them A decent man would help you without sticking their dick in your mouth and calling you open minded and cool I call to the crows to protect you 🐦‍⬛

I've made butter, soup, sourdough, sandwich bread, Yorkshire puds, buttermilk pancakes and currently in the midst of making a roast. I enjoy making food for my family, especially when it means I can be in the kitchen not being the default parent and drinking wine Win win 💅

People who ask how to heat up tins of food during a blackout have clearly never lived without having a leccy key and no money You grab a bunch of tealights, light them, chuck an oven rack over them and pop whatever pan you've got and get cracking This is brassic knowledge

Off to the village fireworks and I'm wearing my new thermal tights that look like tights but are leggings... Husband can't get his head around them, keeps saying I'll be showing my fanny 🤣 Dead comfy and warm.... 9/10

Just made a Marmite Margarita cause some cunt on Tik Tok made it so as a fan of marmite and pure liquor, I made it. It looks like diarrhoea and tastes mediocre. 4/10