Butt Crusticles

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Thinking of doing this in Crustville

They busted my pube dealer again

Thank you to Channel 84 for their latest puff piece, very nice!

Always wear a snorkel before you go skydiving

Everything is legal if you don't get caught

I've a had a lego person head stuck up my nose for 20 years

crusticles.exe

I'm my own favorite cryptid

My ideal woman has two arms, two legs and one head, comment "brother hell yeah" down below if you agree 🍻😎👇

Used to know this guy back in highschool named henry, who nailed his penis to a desk with a nailgun, so we called him "nail gun desk penis"

I always taste test my condoms before I buy them

Thinking of spray painting my head to look less bald

I always remember to pull down my pants before I piss in public pools

I turned 48 years old today, and I've never felt closer to death

Just popped a blister and got pus taste in my mouth. I thought they said pussy tastes good

pray for danny

I farted during a conference... lol