Daisy 🇮🇪 🐕‍🦺 & Alfie 🌈 🐕🥰

Pals We’re very sad about the lives lost in the train crash in Spain, so many injured, so many searching desperately for loved ones. People started their day with plans… 😢 M&D love Spain & have had wonderful holidays in this beautiful country. We send them all our love ❤️

Pals look at this for trauma 😳😱😩 Not only did Mum put all my toys in the washy machine (again 😬) but worse … she is actually training Smol Hu (age 2 1/2) that it’s ok to do this 😡😱 AND she gave Smol Hu the job of hanging them to dry on the learning tower 🫣🙈😳😕🙄

Pals look at this 😳 Time stamped to prove the glect 😱 My dinner was a whole hour & eleventy twenty three minutes late 😱 Why? Cos my greedy Hus were in Napa’s house with his hus, eating Connie 🐛 cakey cake for smol hu’s number 4 birthday. Did they bring me back some ? 😡

It’s lunchtime pals. There’s one thing my mum isn’t bad at a making a nommylicious roast chiggen dinner using - of all things - cornflakes 😳🤭 😋 All my hus get very citerated when she makes it & guess what?? She made it yesterday & today we’re having leftover samiches 😋

If there’s no snossiges this morning then at the very least will you give me #morningmilk ? #starved

Just waiting for service 😃 We’re having a cooked brekkie today. I’ve ordered snossidges, bacon, white pudding & 2 poachy eggs 😋 Eh Dad that’s my place - aren’t you on a #healthdrive ??

Sometimes I help my Dad enjoy his #drymartini #shakennotstirred #perfect 🥰

Pals, Napa has asked me to say thank you very much very much for all your good wishes. His pain meds are helping so he’s less sad but the rudeness of only being allowed do your business on a lead is getting to him a bit I think 🙄😕 He sends you all 🐾 waves. Thanks pals. 🥰

Pals, this is my Weekend Wisdom Don’t ever let them say you can’t teach an old human new tricks 😊 Took a little longer than expected but I now enjoy a splash or two of #morningmilk on my breakfast 😋 Happy to share training tips if needed 👍🏻😃 #perseverance #commitment

Pals! My brother Napa is under the weather 😕😩 He has hurt his back - pawsibly while doing Grounds Snoopervisions - and now he is on bed rest. He’d enjoy a 🐾 wave. He couldn’t come for the day yesterday so probly feeling lonely. Thanks pals.

Pals this morning I’m not letting my typist write my message. I’m recording it myself so she doesn’t interfere. Tell me what you think and we’ll make a plan 👍🏻😃 #voicemail #voicenote

What an excellent idea!! A lunch box of nommy noms. Now, where will I start… 🤔 Wot you mean it’s not for me??

Morning pals! Look at me taking my best pal Alfie 🌈 for a walk 🥰 And how he wore those eyelashes & eyebrows 🙈 #throwbackthursday

Why shouldn’t I barkerate at the huge noisy wind and make it go away?? You don’t like it either so I’d apawciate a bit more gratitude if you don’t mind 😬😣

Well what do you think 🤔 🤭😂

Paws off Mum. This is clearly for me. 😡

Happy Monday pals! Phoebe & Sam have repawted for duty with me but obvs still dark so shift doesn’t start for a bit 😴 🤫 🫣

Pals 👀 Look at this beautiful car my Hubro let us see today 😍 (it’s not his btw - belongs to someone else). Mum is 🫠 It’s a #Morgan. Terribly impractical but very, very beautiful. @bertie_lakeland you might enjoy ☺️

Pals 😱 I have to tell you terrible news. Sadly I had to pawform the ampawtation of Rooster’s brokened leg myself. It was a terrible decision to have to make but I had no choice due to terrible delays he suffered. *glares at mum 😡 Please send him best wishes pals 🙏🏻