ALT A car that was most definitely not equipped to cross a body of water floats down the Sauk River in Washington state. The silver sedan is almost entirely submerged but for the rear passenger wheel, sticking out in a futile attempt to flag for help.
ALT A salmon majestically leaps up a cascade of water. The inspiring words "Live, Laugh, Lay eggs and die" are written in script over the picture. The salmon has a look in its eye that says: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
ALT Logo in blue and orange saying "Sttody food". There are a fork and spoon on either side of the text. Above the text is a blue bowl with a lumpy whitish substance in it, which forms the mouth of a cartoon creature with large cute eyes. The whole effect is stylized and quirky and vaguely frightening.
ALT A red cartoon character with angry eye makeup angrily checks email. None of them actually look like strong bad
ALT Very crudely drawn red boxy characters with stick figure arms and legs. Some are holding cups or flashlights or displaying lightning bolts on their built in screens.
ALT Cartoons of various kinds of dragons surrounded by, or running among, or breathing, or being consumed by, cartoon flames.
ALT A red cartoon character with angry eye makeup angrily checks email. None of them actually look like strong bad
ALT Vivid neon pink and green sites featuring lots of boxy navigation bars and lists and periodic backgrounds. There are photorealistic hamsters dancing or hanging out in some of them. None of them remotely resemble the dancing-hamster grid of the original site
ALT candy heart shaped cookies with messages: Bog Love, All Hover, Yak O Way, and Love 2000 Hogs Yea
ALT Halloween 1. The masked skeleton 2. The question mark from a box 3. Excuse me a minute a giant sphere 4. Five water bubbles in a crate 5. The goliath 6. Half a cup of milk 7. The super hero skull 8. A flappy spider 9. A flappy tea 10. Parts of a cow 11. Parts of a giraffe 12. Robots are weird 13. The watermelon fountain 14. The ghost in the closet 15. One spark walking to the other side of the room 16. Dangerous drops 17. A bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat 18. Cows face the moon 19. Five eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs 20. Ghost traitors 21. The animals belong to space aliens 22. A zombl 23. The bubbleberry 24. No hands 25. The back of a zombie 26. The funny, psychedelic slime 27. Run like a bunny 28. Creepy cats 29. Old flames 30. A mushroom person 31. Holes
ALT Animals: - Opossumsaurus - Rainbow space walrus - The roars of roosters - Sluggalope - Adventurous stone chickens - Fricken WHALE - 4D Stegosaurus - 8-legged cat - Bearllionaire - Impossibly cute pudgy birds - Muppet sharks - Fluffy space lemur - Tiny shelled horses - Angry jelly doughnut - Roaring Ball of Feathers - Butter gliders - Dangerous swans - Gleaming toads - Worm That Ate Chicago - Teeter-totter-rattlesnake - Loud frilly cows - Way Too Much Cat - Steampunk platypus - Heavenly caterpillar - Elderly robot pug - 6 legged wombatquail - Angry eohippuses - Firefly squid - Porcelain squirrel - Fabled unicycle beavers - Godcockroach