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Ronaldo's retirement announcement is trending Globally. The day Messi announced his own, Ukraine war news occupied on top 3 global trends๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Wagwan Fam , I'm back and I've healed , it's best I make good use of this International Break before those men In red decide to take my life again, hope your Monday is going well?
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The First one was funny, but as a football fan this is ugly from erling haalaad , very rubbish behavior
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The sad of the tweet is heโ€™s not trolling, he meant it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
People rate Xabi Alonso above Michael Carrick, but I disagree. Alonso is just a luckier manager. He wouldnโ€™t deliver the kind of comebacks Carrick has produced against Roma and Aston Villa.
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Bye bye Ballon dโ€™or
โญ๏ธ Pau Cubarsรญ, the latest European Golden Boy winner. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Anthony Martial 2015 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Renato Sanches 2016 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Kylian Mbappรฉ 2017 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Matthijs de Ligt 2018 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Joao Fรฉlix 2019 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Erling Haaland 2020 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Pedri 2021 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Gavi 2022 ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Jude Bellingham 2023 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Lamine Yamal 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Dรฉsirรฉ Douรฉ 2025 ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Pau Cubarsi 2026
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world prolly stinks cause of men throwing their masturbating cum filled tissue everywhere
Unpopular take but the majority of the worldโ€™s problems come from women being allowed to vote.
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18k celebration๐ŸŽ‰, blessing yโ€™all with dinner. grab @iamsammygemzz and reply with evidence ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคญ
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Aston Villa didn't just drop two points. They lost control of the same match twice. Going 2-0 up and then 4-2 up should be enough to close out a game. United deserve credit for refusing to fold, but Emery will know that was two points thrown away.
Football Talks|| Weekend games preview|| Mutual connect.... With Fiona our baby nitter.cf/i/spaces/1zkAQJreNyrygโ€ฆ

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Brian Brobbey gave Chelsea's centre-backs a difficult afternoon. But the bigger issue wasn't just his physicality. It was how often Chelsea allowed him to receive the ball, turn and attack their defensive line. You cannot keep isolating your centre-backs against a striker who thrives on physical battles.
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Erling Haaland is better than any version of 2008 Ronaldo ๐Ÿคก Haaland scored more goals and more golden boots in fewer games than Ronaldo did at United for 6year. Haaland has played 210 games and has 175 goals for Manchester City.
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This part genuinely broke my heart. I really thought he was going to make it. ๐Ÿฅบ
10/10 Tv shows/movies you need to see at least once in your lifetime ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ
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Moral of the story
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She said YES to me ๐Ÿ’ Congratulations to Me ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ
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Una work rate is unmatched for real
Mood after setting a record on our birthday and breaking it on our first Black Friday!๐Ÿ”ฅ The only competition we get na our former self๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ #ChowdeckBlackFriday
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So after all the running around of Barcelona since the season started, they're tied on same point with Real Madrid. Busy doing nothing FC.
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If youโ€™re reading this, God blessed you with another day. Be grateful.
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Companies will flat-out refuse to approve annual leave for you to attend your own wedding. They don't care.
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Knowing when youโ€™re ready to date is just as important as knowing who you want to date. You have to be emotionally available, healed enough to love properly, self-aware enough to communicate, and mature enough to compromise. Being lonely isnโ€™t a reason to enter somebody elseโ€™s life!!!
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Good Morning Kings & Queens โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ Before you complain about anything today, remember somebody didnโ€™t get the opportunity to wake up this morning. We might not have everything we want, but we still got a chance to make things better. Thank God for another day. If you woke up this morning, like this post. ๐Ÿค
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Chris Wholesome moment with a fan
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Smothered Creole Lamb Chops ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ Di taste, di texture, di flavor dem, an di presentation!!! Lawd have mercy! Dis yah a one damn good meal, an mi ago always rate it a solid 10/10. Everything come togedda perfectly! Wah more mi fi seh? Grab unuh fork, gi thanks, an dig right in! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ
Jerk Philly Cheese Lamb Steak Stuffed Plantain Burger (Pumpkin Shaped) with Homemade Cheese Sauce ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Di detail, di presentation, an di taste! Lawd have mercy! Di taste of jerk Philly alone cyaan beat, but when yuh combine all a dat goodness and stuff it inside a sweet plantain bun, yuh get pure perfection! Every bite a pure happiness. An di cheese sauce? Homemade and wickedly good! Dis nuh no sauce fi dead over, dis a sauce fi live fi! Mi promise yuh, yuh ago waan mek it, eat it, an come back fi more over an over again. Nuh play wid dis one! Just say grace and dig right in! ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ”ฅ #tastejamaica ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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