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Rubbish but enthusiastic chairman. Neutral. Some posts may be inaccurate. Parody.

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Joined February 2022
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My unbiased Spurs x Palace 11. Thoughts? #cpfc #thfc
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They want to take Fleetwood to court oh my days this is simply the best headloss ever
Iโ€™m not joking if Iโ€™m @Arsenal I would be looking to file a defamation suit against @ftfc and @JayLynchy. Heโ€™s completely lied about our players character on national radio to make them look like someone theyโ€™re not. Thankfully Fleetwood player Adam Murphy told the truth and outed Jay as a complete and utter liar, which Iโ€™m sure will be used in court in Arsenalโ€™s favour.
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EXC ๐Ÿšจ: Pierre Sage has CONFIRMED he was blowing kisses to โ€œThe Beak Of Beak Streetโ€ after #CPFCโ€™s cup win at Fulham, and NOT the fanbase as a whole. Sage is an avid reader of Palace Twitter and @CFO4TAG is his favourite account.
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The Beak of Beak Street ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† retweeted
United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
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Ismaila Sarrโ€™s groin injury if Liverpool come back in for him in January
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Carabou Cup Quarter Final Appearances: ๐Ÿ”ต โšช๏ธ Brighton: None in 48 years ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ”ต Crystal Palace: 3 in 3 years Levels #cpfc #bhafc
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The Beak of Beak Street ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† retweeted
Aston Villa and Fulham fans are going to have to have some sort of joint therapy session about how Crystal Palace have ruined their lives.
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Brighton bottling Penalty Shootouts as they continue to bottle winning trophies. A thread: 1. Lewis Dunk bottling it vs Man City
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3. Solly March bottling a place in the FA Cup Final
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4. Solly March bottling again against Charlton Fucking Athletic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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What was your favourite Brighton penalty shootout bottle job?
13%Carbou Cup vs Man City
16%FA Cup QF vs Notts Forest
58%FA Cup SF vs Man U
12%Carabou Cup vs Charlton
176 votes โ€ข Final results
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Happy One Day Anniversary to all who celebrate #cpfc #bhafc
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The Beak of Beak Street ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† retweeted
Nketiah's last four away goal involvements against all English opposition: โšฝ๏ธ vs Fulham (28/10/26) ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ vs Fulham (05/09/26) โšฝ๏ธ vs Fulham (07/12/25) โšฝ๏ธ vs Fulham (29/03/25) Perplexing. #FFC #CPFC
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Waking up in a world where Palace are still on for the Quaruple and Lewis Dunk bottled a penalty to guarantee Brighton another season of failure
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โ€œHow many times have you watched Lewis Dunkโ€™s penalty shootout miss?โ€
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HURZELER: โ€œTHEY HAD THE LUCK TODAY ON THEIR SIDE!โ€ ๐Ÿ€ Man City 2-2 Brighton (4-3p) ๐Ÿ† Carabao Cup
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Pierre Sage has more wins at Craven Cottage than รlvaro Arbeloa #cpfc #ffc
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welcome back
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WATCH: The reaction of Sunderland fans to drawing European Champions Crystal Palace in the Carabou Cup. Heartwarming to see a small club get their reward for making it this far. #safc #cpfc
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