Chris James

The latest episode of Utah-Arizona: Arizona takes the lead. Devon Dampier says "next scene."

Utah-Arizona has more plot twists than a season finale.

Gus Johnson is one big play away from levitating above the broadcast booth.

This Utah-Arizona game is moving at the speed of chaos.

Utah just spotted Arizona a 14-point lead so the comeback would look cooler.

Current game summary: Arizona: "We have momentum." Utah: "We have Dampier." Arizona: "Fair point."

Texas refused to read the script.

If LSU wins this, it'll be by accident.

"Texas can't possibly get another shot." Narrator: Texas, in fact, does get another shot.

LSU and Texas out there going pick for pick.

Indiana is now playing like they know exactly who they are.

Every Indiana game feels like the writers have already decided how it ends.

USC's biggest rival tonight isn't Indiana. It's USC.

The Underwood-Carr carousel has become college football's version of restarting the Wi‑Fi router.

Michigan's QB situation is like watching two contestants on Wheel of Fortune repeatedly buy vowels until they're out of money.

Red Wings-Panthers might be one of those kind of games. #LGRW

This Thunder-Blazers game is sponsored by the phrase, "Not so fast." #ThunderUp

Thunder and Blazers have reached that part of the game where every basket feels personal. #ThunderUp

Going from Jacob Misiorowski winning a Cy Young to watching the Bucks is like going from the Oscars straight into a DMV waiting room.

Bucks keep giving fans character development whether they asked for it or not.