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Melksham, England
Joined July 2009
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Thank you Daniel Dubois for giving me my new vocal stim
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El personaje que se mandó Guy Ritchie para la segunda temporada de MobLand es para la historia del cine. Habla como Alex DeLarge de La naranja mecanica, es psicopata como El guasón de Nolan y tiene el Britlook del supremo @liamgallagher . Maravilla.
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Don’t care what anyone says, James Gunn was a positive for DC, and it’s genuinely upsetting we won’t see his vision realized before even getting a proper chance.
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You live a normal life without a printer in your home but one day every 2 and a half years you need a printer
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Replying to @mcandidate
Homes under the Hammer silent on subtitle is the sign of a proper pub
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slow horses
What’s a TV show you’d rate 11/10 without hesitation?
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I shout at refs louder than that
Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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🤖 Made with AI
Imagine we took TalkSport to court because of Cundy mucking about the last 6 months. I'd actually be sick out of embarrassment
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Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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After seeing Clayface, I can safely say Tom Rhys Harries would be the perfect casting for Aegon the Conqueror ⚔️
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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Clayface was brilliant. Loved the direction it took and hope we see more of this with DC. What a breakout performance from Tom Rhys Harries as well, he was fantastic 👏🏻
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There is one British actor no one is talking about that would 100% be the best Bond option out there and his name is Cosmo Jarvis. Anyone who has seen Shogun or Warfare knows it…
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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Would be good to see Leo Atang fight for an area belt
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honestly this clip alone is why he should be bond
river cartwright falling down the stairs.mp4
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"I once watched world famous actor Michael Sheen blame a Little Mix dance choreography routine for the murder of Grant Mitchell" #CelebrityTraitors
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