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“These padawans don’t want to work anymore. I've been trying to hire for six months. 4 credits an hour, free lunch every Friday at Dex’s, lifetime position”
“Anyway I’ve got a hard stop at 2, I’m actually on Naboo . . . yeah, playing 18 with the senator”
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“Anakin, have you considered buying a 2 bed one bath on Tatooine and working at a droid scrap yard? I hear they pay 11 credits an hour and have a good healthcare package.”
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Twice in the last 5 or so years, I have gotten into conversations with coworkers who have learned that I am pretty right wing and a christian. They are usually surprised because I joke around and swear a lot, which maybe I should work on, but thats not the point here.
What happens is that we start talking about it, and in both cases, the coworkers were either atheist or vaguely agnostic. They start interrogating me from the classic George Carlin/reddit atheist stance. Its exhausting. But what I find is that when I turn it back to them and ask them what they believe in, they don't have an answer.
They do the meme. "Be a heckin good person" is essentially what they say. They've sincerely never thought about it. They don't really have a belief system beyond rational self-interest. They are floating through life like this. They don't feel the need to construct or deconstruct a belief system. They are content to carry out the programming they have absorbed without much question.
They always claim to be political centrists and make sure to point out that they want fiscal responsibility (they never have any idea what this would look like or take and constantly vote for people who don't hide their intentions to spend wildly).
On the religious side, I will start to ask them philosophical and theological questions, to which they seem to not even understand. They think its weird to even think about or discuss these things. They may have learned about Aristotle but only in a biographical sort of way. They've ever actually had discourse or been challenged about this stuff.
As eigenrobot says. They don't have any beliefs to interrogate. These people could be conditioned to consent to mass killings with 2 years or less of really good propaganda
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"Anakin have you considered moving to the Outer Rim and managing a Rancor Express? Property is cheap far from the core worlds and Rancor Express is always hiring. I started there and they only paid me 5 credits an hour and worked my way up."
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Happy Halloween from Dr Finklestein's Meme Control Center. 🎃
Clown Based Lifeforms goes live in 1 hour with @ctcmemecast
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This week:
🎃 James Lindsay's Halloween Adventure
🧠 Neuron Steering makes Evil AI
🇦🇺 Australian Anti-Extremism
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Stopped at Cheesecake Factory last night after a long day on the jobsite. Ordered the Chicken Madeira, a side of fries and a slice of Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake Cheesecake. Bottomless Diet Cokes to wash it down.
At the next table was a young couple, probably mid-20s. The guy had soft hands and a Patagonia vest. Looked like he worked in TECH.
He noticed my King Ranch keys on the table and asked what I thought about Obama’s latest PERVERSE ATTACK on the Cheesecake Factory.
I set my utensils down as he stiffened up to listen.
“Son,” I said, “do you know what makes this country GREAT?”
He shook his head.
“CHOICE. This restaurant has 250 MENU ITEMS. You can get a steak, a pizza, Thai lettuce wraps, Cajun pasta AND a Chinese chicken salad without ever leaving your BOOTH. That’s not excess. That’s FREEDOM.”
His girlfriend started nodding and took a sip of her Cucumber Martini.
I continued.
“Obama thinks working people don’t care about Cheesecake Factory. WRONG. A construction worker can walk into this place after a 12-hour shift, sit beneath a chandelier, order a $37 plate of pasta and feel like a BILLIONAIRE for an hour.”
The young man was visibly shaken as I continued to rock his leftist worldview to its core.
“Now look at the cheesecakes,” I said. “Thirty different varieties. THIRTY. In Communist countries you’re lucky to get ONE.”
By now my waitress had stopped serving the other tables and was leaning over a nearby booth to listen.
I told them Barack Obama had eight years to fix this country and NEVER ONCE expanded the Cheesecake Factory menu.
“Why do YOU think that is?” I challenged him.
He looked confused, but then stood up and shook my hand. Said he’d never thought about economics that way.
I left him with one final piece of advice.
“Never let an Ivy League elitist tell you that a 21-page menu isn’t a WORKING-CLASS ISSUE.”
I put the $87 bill on my Chime Debit Card and walked out of there a legend.
That’s what supporting a real LOCAL AMERICAN BUSINESS looks like.
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They just won the World Series and now this ...
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
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When you go to your Jedi job interview and these are the people asking what your qualifications are
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Can’t wait to hear everyone say “the first season isn’t as bad as I thought” and then the silence as every season after that is a different flavor of train wreck until it gets cancelled at season 237
Blade Runner 2099 is going to play out in this exact, predictable sequence. First, it was greenlit purely because executives think the chuds who like the OG and/or 2049 enjoyed them for the wrong reasons.
The chuds say they're skipping this trash.
The shitlibs cheer and say, "Good, you were never real fans," yet they won't bother tuning in to 2099 either.
2099 will tank miserably.
The entire Blade Runner franchise will get locked in a vault for the next two decades.
Shitlibs will point the finger at Amazon, stubbornly denying the reality that literally nobody, including themselves, actually wants to watch preachy slop engineered just for them.
Can’t wait to hear everyone say “the first season isn’t as bad as I thought” and then the silence as every season after that is a different flavor of train wreck until it gets cancelled at season 237
Blade Runner 2099 is going to play out in this exact, predictable sequence. First, it was greenlit purely because executives think the chuds who like the OG and/or 2049 enjoyed them for the wrong reasons.
The chuds say they're skipping this trash.
The shitlibs cheer and say, "Good, you were never real fans," yet they won't bother tuning in to 2099 either.
2099 will tank miserably.
The entire Blade Runner franchise will get locked in a vault for the next two decades.
Shitlibs will point the finger at Amazon, stubbornly denying the reality that literally nobody, including themselves, actually wants to watch preachy slop engineered just for them.
