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Christian Chichester

@C_Chichester

SaaS sales, Cars, eCommerce, CPG enthusiast & VC twitter, probably in that order

 West Loop Chicago IL
Joined August 2009
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I cold called the CEO of Verizon about how bad my Verizon store treated me. He sent me a new iPhone 11 pro. I can’t make this up. Great guy
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You'd think Gemini would be the best LLM for restaurant recommendations since it has access to review data. Yet it constantly recommends places that are permanently closed.
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If you’re mean to Muse, it will just figure it out
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What if there was a protein powder that didn't bury the scooper at the bottom
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Is 1 Super Bowl worth 6 NBA championships?
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@chicagoBRIZNov 3
All ima say is…. If Caleb bring a bowl to Chicago, that Jordan shit fried. I’m sorry
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America needs another Drake, Nicki, Wayne song
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It's impressive how awful pizza is outside of America
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When you listen to Big Pun you can hear him take deep breathes before each verse 😭
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How have premier league managers not learned about gore-tex jackets yet ☔️#cfc
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How long does it take for a rich midwestern dad to get tired of paying for his daughter’s West Village rent?
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das überkristall
@crystalxduanOct 9
the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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Got a bottle of Dasani with a cup of ice on the side to water down the Dasani taste
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@suryamidhaAug 21
musings.suryamidha.com/san-f…

san francisco

I moved to San Francisco three years ago. The closest analogy to living here (I imagine) is working on one of those remote offshore oil rigs in the North Sea. It's mostly men; there's nothing to...

musings.suryamidha.com
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They could drop the hybrid system and pretty much make it an SVJ with a dual clutch. Infinite money glitch
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@LamborghiniAug 12
The eclipse is just the opening act. Meet the new SV on 14 August. #Lamborghini
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If you ask Siri to open Twitter it opens X
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Is it 2021?
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Feel like iPads are only for kids and senior citizens
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Me
🤖 Made with AI
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I can listen to Don C talk about anything
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I love that when I finish my workout the moon is still out 🌙
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Putting stickers on your tires is so cringe. What are you doing man, it’s just an M8
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