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Gone.

Skye
Joined September 2010
Hello, a small reminder that I’m on Instagram but I’m not coming back to Twitter, even though I miss you all. You can find me here, should you wish: instagram.com/cain_unable?ig…
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Hello. I’ve thought about it long and hard and I’m not coming back. I won’t bore you with my reasons but I just can’t. I am on Instagram and Bluesky, sameish name, you’ll find me. If you want to stay in touch find me there, x
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It sounds like hyperbole but if Trump does win this I’m done with Twitter. Forever. I just could not continue to be a part of it.
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Yeah. I’m done. Absolutely fuck this place, fuck Elon Musk and especially fuck Trump and every moronic evil cunt who voted for him.
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It’s fairly fucking depressing to watch a live on-screen illustration showing the percentage of people in a country who are absolute cunts.
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You fucking idiots.
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"Now, I must tell you kids that Melania has laryngitis and a bad back. So, she won't be saying anything, or doing anything." #USAElections2024
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I’m conflicted because Samsung TV plus is a fucking virus and I hate it but in this one specific case it might be useful.
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I cannot wait to never hear about Trump ever again. He makes Twitter into a bag of Revels, you’re enjoying all the nice bits then that disgusting orange bastard turns up and ruins it.
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Americans trying to decide whether to vote for Kamala Harris or Donald Trump. 🤷🏻 #USElection2024
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“Oh fucky-wuck”
BREAKING Russell Brand 'may be charged' over sex offences after being cautioned by cops mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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I’m waiting for a guitar to be delivered. By Evri. I’ve never been so stressed in my life. #GuitarOrKindling
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Bloody guitar still isn’t here. I’m fretting quite badly, as I will be when it arrives to be fair.
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I have started a task that I really wish I hadn’t. Furious at myself.
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Trying to cut an autistic child off mid speech tho. 🙄
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I might buy an air horn.
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These are my chickens. This is not my garden. 🙄
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